Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck, that's not what that other guy typed. He said "smelling hops". Dick move, changing it and shit.
Fuck you.
Lester, you remind me of a desicated piece of shit I saw once on the sidewalk. All the bums were all gathered around it conjecturing what sort of filthy, lowlife animal might be capable of birthing the freakish fecal oddity before them.
I hope you fall in a cage at the Beijing Zoo and get raped to death by pandas. You greasy cocksucker.
Learning different skills from the Pornhub in my spare time: cock mechanics, cockentry, cocking techniques, cock tying. Next I'm going to learn how to build my very own fleshlight and penisthruster module.
Some things you should keep to yourself.
Cockmonger. I see whatcha did there. Go sniff your socks, prevert.
It started from my youth. Waking up and not having to go to school and sleeping in, Saturday morning cartoons, the aroma of a nice breakfast being prepared compared to the cereal during the school week, anticipating the day of playing outside with neighborhood friends...
In my adult years I almost always had Monday-Friday jobs so Saturday mornings kept that similar effect. Getting to sleep in from Friday night drinking, maybe throwing together a hearty breakfast burrito to absorb the alcohol compared to the quick crappy work week breakfast...anticipating the day of getting drunk...
Friday: growing anticipation during the school day.
Making plans... Then the bell rings and freedom awaits.
Saturday morning, for me, sitting directly on front of the television set with bowl of cereal, in my undergarments for Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera, all those. When Shazam! came on, I really thought that the television people could see me so I'd go and put on a t-shirt and shorts. Then watch wrestling then out the door until the streetlights came on.
There were three of those. The rest of the whole area was woods. It's where all us kids would meet.
^^ One of my favorite things in the world. I discovered the Monte Cristo at The Blue Bayou restaurant in New Orleans Square at Disneyland (next the the Pirates of the Caribbean ride) when I was nine-years-old. Yes, I remember it clearly because that fucking sandwich was THAT fucking good. They served it with jelly.
When I was about 23, I ordered one at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville and they served it with syrup. What? Syrup? I found that that's the way it is served in various southern regions and there are two schools on this matter.
I still prefer jelly and feel syrup is an abortion of a delicious sandwich.
^^ One of my favorite things in the world. I discovered the Monte Cristo at The Blue Bayou restaurant in New Orleans Square at Disneyland (next the the Pirates of the Caribbean ride) when I was nine-years-old. Yes, I remember it clearly because that fucking sandwich was THAT fucking good. They served it with jelly.
When I was about 23, I ordered one at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville and they served it with syrup. What? Syrup? I found that that's the way it is served in various southern regions and there are two schools on this matter.
I still prefer jelly and feel syrup is an abortion of a delicious sandwich.
What is your preference?
Most definitely jelly and it has to be deep fried. Some places just do the egg battered bread like French toast and don't deep fry it and that's probably why they serve syrup. The first place I ever saw it on a menu was at this restaurant in KC called Bennigan's and the entire sandwich (like this one ^^^) was breaded and deep fried with powdered sugar sprinkled on it and served with jelly. I was amazed. Best thing ever. And it's even more special because -due to extreme laziness - it's something I would never make at home.
^^ One of my favorite things in the world. I discovered the Monte Cristo at The Blue Bayou restaurant in New Orleans Square at Disneyland (next the the Pirates of the Caribbean ride) when I was nine-years-old. Yes, I remember it clearly because that fucking sandwich was THAT fucking good. They served it with jelly.
Holy crap I looked up Blue Bayou and saw it on the menu and it's $29.00!!!! That must be a tonguegasm of sandwich. Looks like a pretty cool place to hang.