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[Artful Drunktective]

This post from : Things that are wrong

A-Rod
Wine Spritzers
the use of "irregardless"
slow drivers in the left lane
old people driving buicks
parents who don't parent
rising cost of college
designated hitters in general
pointy guitars
tighty whiteys
Jersey Shore
Bicyclists who think they own the road.
Lindsay Lohan
Sharts
Jar Jar Binks
DVD Rentals w/ a scratch
Betamax
The entire race of Kardashians
David Niven as Bond in Casino Royale
Tribles
Pint glass that tastes like LoSuds detergent
Honey Boo-boo
The way Eddie's guitar goes sharp during Eruption at the end of the whammy dive bomb 42 seconds into the tune.
You're/your
Red shirts in space
11 secret herbs and spices
That one piece in the bucket of KFC that isn't a breast, isn't a drumstick and has a bizarre bone structure for a thigh. What the hell is it and where did it come from?
parachute pants
deficit spending
Picasso's blue period
Vodka martinis
TJD
sand in my swimsuit
the man
booze and tobacco taxes

[scream ale]

Gremlins and Porkys? That could work. Tits and strange little creatures chinatown.

[Badfellow]

Sorry, folks. I guess Porky's 2 is actually subtitled "The Next Day" while Porky does not get his revenge until the third installment of the saga. The alternate working title for the film was Raiders of the Lost Boobs.

[oettinger]

lol honey wrong thread. I hate the full list.

Will be cool when ten years from now people dig up our old bodies and find written in stone: "Jar Jar Drinks, Kardishian... Hell loose"

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ I know, I hate the full list too that's why I love Surreal's post. Hilarious!

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^ I know, I hate the full list too that's why I love Surreal's post. Hilarious!

Agreed. Just enough things to show it's age, but almost everything continues to be true. I think that's a sign of something, but I'm either too buzzed or not drunk enough to figure it out or care either way.

Love that list!

[Patchez]

Gremlins and Porkys? That could work. Tits and strange little creatures chinatown.

Ever see Critters? Same movie.

[scream ale]

Winning $7 on a $1 scratch off. I'm going places now!

[scream ale]

Friday night Garbage Plates. Always hits the spot.

[Bur]

Losing 50 bucks, waiting for morning so I can annoy more people. Also vodka.

[Badfellow]

Juicy hamburger, french fries, a chocolate malt and a big glass of bourbon or dark rum served neat.

Paintball wars between pontoon boats.

Bingo night at the bar. Even though I don't play, the drink specials are decent and the entertainment is free.

Quiet, reflective drinking in the meditation garden.

Battlestar Galactica, original or reboot.

Sunsets on the clubhouse patio, getting baked and drinking whiskey or Long Islands, watching people sink their ball in the water on the last hole.

Mixing Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper chips in with the regular Nacho Cheese Doritos. They look nearly identical.

[Artful Drunktective]

Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches. Absolutely I can make something better. But on a tired ass morning before the work day that saves me immense amount of time preparing something to eat, I will happily devour it. Especially the biscuit ones. With syrup.

[oldsmartskunk]

Whiskey, vodka and tits. Also smart women.

[oettinger]

Whiskey, vodka and tits. Also smart women.

Hay, get your greasy ass fingers off Arty D!

[Artful Drunktective]

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