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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Sun May 21, 2017 7:23 am

Leslie Nielsen

Lloyd Bridges
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Dear Booze » Sun May 21, 2017 2:55 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:43 am
My favorite places to fart:

in line at the grocery store
in line at the bank
in the shower
in a crowded vehicle
In line anywhere as long as there is a midget standing behind me.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun May 21, 2017 10:29 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sun May 21, 2017 7:23 am
Leslie Nielsen

Lloyd Bridges
Do you ever watch gladiator movies?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Tue May 23, 2017 8:17 pm

* I love onion, garlic's and meat, sex and drugs, all at the same time.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed May 24, 2017 1:07 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Tue May 23, 2017 8:17 pm
* I love onion, garlic's and meat, sex and drugs, all at the same time.
HAAAAA! HAHA! And gambling. Somehow gambling has to be worked in amongst the illicit sex and garlic's.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Wed May 24, 2017 7:18 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat May 20, 2017 10:43 am
My favorite places to fart:

in line at the grocery store
in line at the bank
in the shower
in a crowded vehicle
This should be a permanent sticky.....

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by waahoohah » Wed May 24, 2017 7:28 pm

FINALLY finding the way through that knot of stoned pud idiots that had been holding you up on the highway, getting into the fast lane, and flooring it.

...And waiting for four or five seconds, while your dinosaur of a car tries to figure out if you mean business...

...and then...

...BBBBWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AND YOU ARE GONE!
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oldsmartskunk » Thu May 25, 2017 12:16 pm

Low budget horror movies featuring chicks with big fake boobs, you know , to mask how bad it is. I love it!

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Thu May 25, 2017 6:01 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu May 25, 2017 12:16 pm
Low budget horror movies featuring chicks with big fake boobs, you know , to mask how bad it is. I love it!
That reminds me how much I enjoyed MST3K. And the new ones on Netflicks are great.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu May 25, 2017 8:30 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu May 25, 2017 6:01 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu May 25, 2017 12:16 pm
Low budget horror movies featuring chicks with big fake boobs, you know , to mask how bad it is. I love it!
That reminds me how much I enjoyed MST3K. And the new ones on Netflicks are great.
LOVE MST3K!!!!
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Post by Patchez » Thu May 25, 2017 11:57 pm

Netflix binge watching.

Drinking.

Paintball.

Cheech and Chong

Islay Scotch.

A good cigar.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri May 26, 2017 1:59 pm

TOM SELLECK is a PIMP.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 27, 2017 9:01 pm

Artful Detective wrote:
Thu May 25, 2017 8:30 pm
LOVE MST3K!!!!
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Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun May 28, 2017 1:33 am

Artful Detective wrote:
Fri May 26, 2017 1:59 pm
TOM SELLECK is a PIMP.
I am a tom Selleck fan, but, man, Bluebloods is preachy.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Sun May 28, 2017 5:28 am

Frankennietzsche wrote:
Sun May 28, 2017 1:33 am
Artful Detective wrote:
Fri May 26, 2017 1:59 pm
TOM SELLECK is a PIMP.
I am a tom Selleck fan, but, man, Bluebloods is preachy.
I never watched it, it runs on one of these TV Channels that are more commercials than content. Shit, I hate that
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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