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Opioids. Not the drugs, I just like saying the word opioids. Especially in a martian voice, that is some fun shit right there.
WE ARE THE OPIOIDS, TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:39 pm
Opioids. Not the drugs, I just like saying the word opioids. Especially in a martian voice, that is some fun shit right there.
WE ARE THE OPIOIDS, TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.
I'm going to do this all day tomorrow.

OPIOIDS! It's even fun to spell. OPIOIDS!
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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:12 am
Moose mating calls !
Those make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-

Food will soon be on the table...

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mistah willies wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:44 am
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:12 am
Moose mating calls !
Those make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-

Food will soon be on the table...
I know how fond are you of moose/deer/any hoofed creature jerky.

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The Bible wrote:And maketh thy jerky from all hoof bearing creatures, and useth thy teriyaki marinade, but not thou sodium nitrates, and fuck yes it is good with rum.
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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:29 am
mistah willies wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:44 am
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:12 am
Moose mating calls !
Those make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-

Food will soon be on the table...
I know how fond are you of moose/deer/any hoofed creature jerky.
Really? I was expecting something like penguin cock jerky or freeze dried walrus balls. It's not vicious or malicious, just lovely and delicious.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:59 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:39 pm
Opioids. Not the drugs, I just like saying the word opioids. Especially in a martian voice, that is some fun shit right there.
WE ARE THE OPIOIDS, TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.
I'm going to do this all day tomorrow.

OPIOIDS! It's even fun to spell. OPIOIDS!
OPIOIDS is much more fun to spell than hemorrhoids. I can barely spell hemorrhoids, let alone tolerate them.
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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:29 am
mistah willies wrote:
Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:44 am
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:12 am
Moose mating calls !
Those make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-

Food will soon be on the table...
I know how fond are you of moose/deer/any hoofed creature jerky.
That's why I'm fond of you, you old mofo.

Hey, I didn't say fondle. Damnit

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Don't worry mate, i'm only attracted to you after 28th drink. No harm done!

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Crispy french fries

Apple head chihuahuas

Prince

Deviled eggs

Joe Montana

When I don't have to jump start my Jeep.

When nobody comes in my office all day after coming in experiencing residual drunkenness.

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David Bowie's ginormous balls in the movie "Labyrinth".
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I must have some booze".


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Falling asleep with a bottle beside me!

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:19 am
Falling asleep with a bottle beside me!
In a Turkish prison!
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Artful Detective wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:43 am
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:19 am
Falling asleep with a bottle inside me!
In a Turkish prison!
Fixed that for you.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Patchez wrote:
Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:51 am
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 8:19 am
Falling asleep with a bottle inside me!
In a Turkish prison!
Nice one Patchez. He's used to things inside of him while in a Turkish prison. All sorts of prisons actually. Isn't he the reason why the term "prison sex" was coined?
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The Chiefs beating the Donkeys- I mean Dever Broncos. Hell Yeah!
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