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My lord of perversion title!

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Charles Manson finally on his death bed. What a douche.
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Shots of fancy silver tequila at rail prices.

Taking Friday off, then get baked with the neighbors, drink Irish coffee and play Mortal Kombat XL like a bunch of aimless teenagers.

Prime Rib Benedict.

Garrison Keillor getting busted for groping six inches up an open shirt.

Going to the shooting range for Xmas with a bunch of cheesy holiday ornaments and a plastic Santa packed full of tannerite.

Vacations.

Muscle relaxers and hot tubs.

Tom Waits. Tyler Durden. Niel Young.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:18 pm

Prime Rib Benedict.
Hey! All Benedicts matter!

Never heard of a Prime Rib version so I looked it up. Looks terrible! NOT.
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Dirk Benedict*


*born Dirk Niewoehner. Fascinating really.
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Badfellow'$ hatred for people who spell the "S" in their name with dollar $ign$.
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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:29 pm
My lord of perversion title!
THIS!!! We love this!!! We shall see it in Vegas!!
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Oyster shooters
Oyster po' boys
Oysters on the half shell with Mignonette sauce
Oyster Rockefeller
Oysters
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Blue Oyster Cult - Don`t mind the raper
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:33 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:29 pm
My lord of perversion title!
THIS!!! We love this!!! We shall see it in Vegas!!
I am getting raped, am i?

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:55 am
Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:33 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:29 pm
My lord of perversion title!
THIS!!! We love this!!! We shall see it in Vegas!!
I am getting raped, am i?
Yes of course but by whom is the question. Vegas drag queen perhaps? I said you would break out the leopard skin bikini's for Vegas but Oett said you're more of the giraffe type of animal print. My guess is you have the entire animal kingdom collection.
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:08 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Mon Dec 04, 2017 4:55 am
Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 5:33 pm


THIS!!! We love this!!! We shall see it in Vegas!!
I am getting raped, am i?
Yes of course but by whom is the question. Vegas drag queen perhaps? I said you would break out the leopard skin bikini's for Vegas but Oett said you're more of the giraffe type of animal print. My guess is you have the entire animal kingdom collection.
And he`s wearing a sombrero with cowboyboots selling cheap souveniers from Acapulco
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Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Dec 02, 2017 1:31 pm
Badfellow'$ hatred for people who spell the "S" in their name with dollar $ign$.
I also love people who spell their name like o€ttinger and Artful Dete©tive.

Old$mart$kunk... that kinda works too, but only if he puts on a skanky blonde wig and sings TiK ToK.
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Official Old$mart$kunk party song.
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