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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Dec 15, 2017 12:50 pm

^ ^ ^ Can't wait to witness this.
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Post by Dear Booze » Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:19 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:06 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:37 pm
*Getting teabagged.
Oh you're so getting it.
Woooo Hoooo!
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:34 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 1:19 pm
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:06 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:37 pm
*Getting teabagged.
Oh you're so getting it.
Woooo Hoooo!
Open your mouth and stay quiet for a minute
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:26 am

^ ^ ^ Shhhh....just be quiet.

"You are so precious....this will be over soon..."

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Dec 16, 2017 2:07 pm

Obelisk touching with East German females.
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Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:39 am

Inside jokes from Skype calls coming to this thread!

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Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Dec 17, 2017 2:40 am

Painting german obelisks

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Post by oettinger » Sun Dec 17, 2017 6:07 am

Inside jokes from skype sessions that you can`t remember being part of. You smile for your peers but actually have no idea what`s going on
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Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:06 pm

Wuperdorf. It's a german breed of retarded dogs and also some shithole city oettinger lives in!

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Post by mistah willies » Sun Jan 07, 2018 4:09 pm

Someday, we should visit the Skype planet. It exists in the Oett Cloud. There will be comets of empty bourbon bottles thrown form Thirsty Drunk that somehow made it into deep space. The particles there are our Drunkard friends all along on this MDM plane of existence: they finally made it to the Blackout Island.

Now for some Black Rum again, rum again, jiggety jug.


chug.

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Post by Nausea » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:05 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:26 pm
Guys who can do mid air splits like Van Damme. And probably Swayze. But not like David Lee Roth though...cuz he's pretty skanky.
You would love Bas Rutten.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:11 pm

Nausea wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:05 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 11:26 pm
Guys who can do mid air splits like Van Damme. And probably Swayze. But not like David Lee Roth though...cuz he's pretty skanky.
You would love Bas Rutten.
Yeah but I broke up with him because he didn't meet my high standards of airborne splits. :D
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:21 am

Beef Wellington

Pomeranians

Long Beach Ice Tea's (cran instead of coke)

Unexpected drunk dial calls

Shrimp Scampi

Rain storms with stars shining

Macadamia Nut liqueur

Lava Lamps

Prince (TAFKAP) singing a love song and you pretend it's meant for you
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Post by oettinger » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:00 am

I love scampi

they`re just so freaking expensive here
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:12 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:13 pm
That I have never heard anyone say "amazeballs".
Badfellow wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 1:50 pm
I've heard the term "balls amazing", but never "amazeballs" or "a maze of balls". Sounds like something you might have made up while you were drinking Chianti spritzer with Malibu Lori.
Just so you a-holes know...I witnessed this being said on Facebook. (No it was not a friend of mine but a mutual friend's).

"A-fricken-maze-balls!!!!"

This chick mos' def needs a roundhouse kick through a window.
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