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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:23 pm

oettinger wrote:
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Ronnie Dobbs and Joe Dirt. What a movie that would be.
You could call it "The Mullet Chronicles"
Like this, they should call it "Mullet - the movie" and part two is just called "Mullets"
That might be the most absurd thing since "Run Ronnie Run". And I want to see it.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:52 pm

Titties and beer!

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:54 am

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:52 pm
Titties and beer!
Were you raised in kindergarten until hitting 18?

Booze n boobs it`s called! Dumbass
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:40 am

Could also call it cleavage and lager. Not such a snappy name but it could catch on.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Patchez » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:47 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:54 am
oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:52 pm
Titties and beer!
Were you raised in kindergarten until hitting 18?

Booze n boobs it`s called! Dumbass
Never call it Booze n Boobs. BnB for short right. Well the guys over at Air BnB are not happy with my latest request I'll tell you that much.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:07 pm

Jugs n mugs?
Nips n sips?
Fun bags n space bags?
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Patchez » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:25 pm

Hooch and Hooters.

H&H
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:18 pm

Damn!!!
All I got is melons and felons and that doesn't really have anything to do with boozing.
I mean it could but being a felon is kinda broad.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Fri Jun 29, 2018 5:59 pm

Beer and cats. If I could just focus on sucking down beer and feeding and watering the cats life be so much more fucking awesome.
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Post by mistah willies » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:20 pm

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...and watering the cats...
Wait, you got plants that grow cats? Catsparilla?
Catsaicin? Catzilla?!

Holy friggin frig. *Drinks heavily now*

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Re: Shit we love:

Post by scream ale » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:36 pm

Not a plant.
More like Gremlins.
Think about it.
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Post by Badfellow » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:45 pm

I've had enough to drink that a Gremlins/Police Academy crossover sound like a really good idea. But with lots of boobs like in Porky's and Porky's 2: Porky's Revenge. And Steve Guttenberg gets killed by gremlins in the first three minutes.
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Re: Shit we love:

Post by Hugh » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:47 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:45 pm
I've had enough to drink that a Gremlins/Police Academy crossover sound like a really good idea. But with lots of boobs like in Porky's and Porky's 2: Porky's Revenge. And Steve Guttenberg gets killed by gremlins in the first three minutes.
Not a good idea until you fit Crossing Delancey in there somewhere.

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Post by mistah willies » Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:51 am

scream ale wrote:
Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:36 pm
Not a plant.
More like Gremlins.
Think about it.
Your idea is better, except for the popping out of the backs thingy. That would leave holes. Blecch. I was thinking more like this, I think. I'll have to become drunk again to make absolutely certain.
Heading there now. It's a mission.

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Post by mistah willies » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:57 am

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Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:45 pm
...and Steve Guttenberg gets killed by gremlins in the first three minutes.
Dude. Seriously. That's how all 80's movies should've started!

"Wait, oh shit. I didn't know He was gonna be in this? Oh, hold on there Nelly. Yup. He just died within the first three minutes. I think I like this movie now."

There should be a movie about it. Like a Leone western. The Good, The Drunk, and the Stinkfinger.

Or, mayhaps, a "Steve Guttenberg Must Die" Romero film.

Hey, we should maim people who use that Mayhaps word.

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