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*Time for holiday ale, not holiday music

*Dunking bacon in poached eggs

*Seeing old friends at a bar I haven't been to in forever, buying pizza, playing 8 ball, singing karaoke

*Getting stoned in the morning with a cup of brandy coffee and playing Red Dead Redemption, part deux

*The movie They Live... "I have one who can see me," says the freaky bitch talkin' to her wristwatch

*Liquor on tap

*Downhill shopping cart racing

*Alaskan bootleggers

* Gordon Lightfoot

*Platypus pelt vests

*The mad arab Abdul Alhazrad al Alkaseltzer

*SCP-1981

*Tipping my hat and platypus pelt vest to your mom

*The song "Oh, Yeah" by Yello remastered by Randy the Macho Man Savage

*Brawndo

*Jeannie Beuller
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:41 pm
*Time for holiday ale, not holiday music

*Dunking bacon in poached eggs

*Seeing old friends at a bar I haven't been to in forever, buying pizza, playing 8 ball, singing karaoke

*Getting stoned in the morning with a cup of brandy coffee and playing Red Dead Redemption, part deux

*The movie They Live... "I have one who can see me," says the freaky bitch talkin' to her wristwatch

*Liquor on tap

*Downhill shopping cart racing

*Alaskan bootleggers

* Gordon Lightfoot

*Platypus pelt vests

*The mad arab Abdul Alhazrad al Alkaseltzer

*SCP-1981

*Tipping my hat and platypus pelt vest to your mom

*The song "Oh, Yeah" by Yello remastered by Randy the Macho Man Savage

*Brawndo

*Jeannie Beuller
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First off I believe Jeannie's name is actually "Francis Bueller". And she is most definitely not on drugs. But Charlie Sheen was. Is? Still is?

Secondly, we have seen you racing in your souped up shopping cart downhill while wearing your platypus pelt vest and yes, it does indeed rock. Especially when you wear your tiny cape while eatin' cheese curds. It's very ...what shall we say... "special needs-y"?

And lastly I hope that poached egg came with an eggs benny. Florentine style.

Badfellow also forgot to mention how much he loves his favorite movie, "Mannequin"
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I must have some booze".


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Friday

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Can`t say I love it, but chicken are sometimes second to last in the food chain,

- Pork
-Beef
_ Fish

-Man
- Wo man

?= eggs

- hmmm Porkbeeffishegg-man-woman

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:04 pm

Not like it or na, everythings goes best with cheese best baked on retard`
Sadly, I must concur.
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 7:49 am
First off I believe Jeannie's name is actually "Francis Bueller". And she is most definitely not on drugs. But Charlie Sheen was. Is? Still is?
While I never claimed that Francis "Jeanie" Beuller was on drugs, she certainly would have benefited from a good dose of thorazine.

In 2nd place: The Artful Defective obviously has a love of all things Sheen, including but not limited to Estevezism.
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^ ^ ^
Yes Badfellow I am totally into Sheenanigans. Pretty sure he's one of my ex boyfriends. But I am definitely into Estevezismz. Especially when he dances in the movie when they were in detention. But it can't be compared to your lust for Andrew McCarthy and James Spader (before he turned bloated) in Mannequin and Mannequin Part 2. By the way can I borrow that VHS? Part zwei that is.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:04 pm
Can`t say I love it, but chicken are sometimes second to last in the food chain,

- Pork
-Beef
_ Fish

-Man
- Wo man

?= eggs

- hmmm Porkbeeffishegg-man-woman

Not like it or na, everythings goes best with cheese best baked on retard`
Are you having an aneurysm?
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I must have some booze".


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Ripping ass in the grocery store. Nothing unclogs an otherwise severely congested aisle like a good fart.
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:04 pm
Not like it or na, everythings goes best with cheese best baked on retard`
Mmm baked retard with cheese. Yummy.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:43 pm
Ripping ass in the grocery store. Nothing unclogs an otherwise severely congested aisle like a good fart.
I love crop dusting a whole aisle then standing at the end pretending to look at the meat case while watching the reactions as people enter the Gauntlet.
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^ ^ ^
I would love to see this, you all pretending n' shit.
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:45 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:04 pm
Not like it or na, everythings goes best with cheese best baked on retard`
Mmm baked retard with cheese. Yummy.
Where do I find this? Pizza Hut?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:25 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:45 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:04 pm
Not like it or na, everythings goes best with cheese best baked on retard`
Mmm baked retard with cheese. Yummy.
Where do I find this? Pizza Hut?
It is actually on sale at Pizza Slut. Er Hut. 5 for $5 I believe. Must mention coupon when ordering.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:24 pm
^ ^ ^
I would love to see this, you all pretending n' shit.
Oh it's real. And it's stinky. Very stinky.
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