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Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu May 23, 2019 6:10 am

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... I just would have dialed it in! Along with some egg rolls, some lemon chix, some pineapple fried rice with shrimp...Chinese chicken wings...
...Szechuan beef... spring rolls... pork katsu... seseme cabbage salad... lobster fried rice... Korean pancakes... and some Okinawan donuts... don't forget the spicy mustard...

Oett acted like I was certifiably insane when I broke out the spicy mustard for the lumpia we had. He was bewildered by the concept so I had to show him online that it really is a thing but he wasn't down for it. Too bad duck sauce doesn't exist here so I had to settle for sweet chili.

And oh yeah...bring all of those grinds on!!!
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 3:20 am

BENTOS!

If you love drinking in the great outdoors and love random meat assortments as much as I do, a bento box is the ultimate treat. I treasure all the countless drunken memories of camping, fishing, hanging out at the lake or beach all day and break open a bento. I never had one on a canoe trip but it would be awesome for that as well. Mmmm...bentos.


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Post by Badfellow » Sat May 25, 2019 11:44 am

Why are there hotdogs all over your bento box?
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Post by Badfellow » Sat May 25, 2019 11:46 am

Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
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Post by scream ale » Sat May 25, 2019 1:21 pm

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Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
I think my favorite was the jackass that put the ladder on a stack of pallets. A close second would have to be the run away blue tank.
Also I've never been happier that we have no forklifts and that I can't operate one anyway.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 1:24 pm

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Why are there hotdogs all over your bento box?
'cause those are probably Hawaiian style bentos and Hawaiians like their random meat boxes accentuated with SPAM® or Redondo's red hot dogs.
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Post by scream ale » Sat May 25, 2019 1:27 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 11:44 am
Why are there hotdogs all over your bento box?
'cause those are probably Hawaiian style bentos and Hawaiians like their random meat boxes accentuated with SPAM® or Redondo's red hot dogs.
Those are the strangest collections of food and food-like items in a box I've ever seen.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 1:34 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:27 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:24 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 11:44 am
Why are there hotdogs all over your bento box?
'cause those are probably Hawaiian style bentos and Hawaiians like their random meat boxes accentuated with SPAM® or Redondo's red hot dogs.
Those are the strangest collections of food and food-like items in a box I've ever seen.
Haha totally! Perhaps why the appeal especially when drunk. Rip that thing open and it's OMG fried chicken! Fried shrimp! Teriyaki beef! Random hot dog! F' yeah!

But the bento originated in Asia so that should explain why it's strange.
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Post by mistah willies » Sat May 25, 2019 2:02 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:27 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:24 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 11:44 am
Why are there hotdogs all over your bento box?
'cause those are probably Hawaiian style bentos and Hawaiians like their random meat boxes accentuated with SPAM® or Redondo's red hot dogs.
Those are the strangest collections of food and food-like items in a box I've ever seen.
Food-like items hehehe

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Red hot dogs in Havviya? Very cool. On the exact opposite corner of the mighty USA is from where those things originated.

Some believe that they crawled the land each spring, after a wintry, soft dirt nap beneath the mustard trees.

Others know that, in fact, these are made in honor of man's best friend:

The hot dog bun.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 25, 2019 2:43 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 2:02 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:27 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:24 pm


'cause those are probably Hawaiian style bentos and Hawaiians like their random meat boxes accentuated with SPAM® or Redondo's red hot dogs.
Those are the strangest collections of food and food-like items in a box I've ever seen.
Food-like items hehehe

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Red hot dogs in Havviya? Very cool. On the exact opposite corner of the mighty USA is from where those things originated.

Some believe that they crawled the land each spring, after a wintry, soft dirt nap beneath the mustard trees.

Others know that, in fact, these are made in honor of man's best friend:

The hot dog bun.
Holy Crap! Redondo sushi!
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Post by mistah willies » Sat May 25, 2019 3:25 pm

^ ^ ^
It's great when things come in a circle, huh.

They crawl on the sand at night on Redondo Beach, CA according to a familiar Speedo® spokesman of our board here.

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Post by Nausea » Sat May 25, 2019 4:45 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 11:46 am
Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
I've actually done some of the things featured. Nothing too stupid like a ladder on a stack of pallets, though.

I used to wear safety goggles permanently while working in a lumber yard. I had a chop saw fragment hit me square in the center of my eyes, and that was enough to get me to wear them all the time.

Being crushed by a cardboard baler -- what a nightmare.

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Post by Badfellow » Sat May 25, 2019 9:22 pm

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Post by Badfellow » Sat May 25, 2019 9:29 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 1:21 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 25, 2019 11:46 am
Overly graphic work safety videos made by low budget horror film producers. It's a very serious subject, but try not to laugh.
I think my favorite was the jackass that put the ladder on a stack of pallets. A close second would have to be the run away blue tank.
Also I've never been happier that we have no forklifts and that I can't operate one anyway.
Run away blue tank is the best performance by a tank full of gas since Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun May 26, 2019 7:10 am

This:

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I want one. Again. Maybe I will finally win.
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