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Hate to break it to you, but pretty much all Ritz crackers are made of wheat.

Yeah, that charcuterie platter looks digidy bomb. Who needs dinner when you can drink snack on charcuterie for hours on end.
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The word "bone"

Verb, not noun so much. There should be an adverb. Boningly? Boneredly?

Hmmmm

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Your stiffy is boning Mistah!

Like that?
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Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.


01-The Enbonering (14:32)
02- Stifferific (3:39)
03- Morning Wooditude Interlude (3:39)
04- Cruzty Facialz (remix) feat. DJ Phudd Hammer (8:20)
05- Gonna Jizz (All Over This Joint) (4:06)
06- Bonercopter (3:51)
07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
08- Viagraphonic (5:17)
09- Dangle Dance feat. Latoya Jackson (3:26)
10- Rub1out (32:12)
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm
Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.


01-The Enbonering (14:32)
02- Stifferific (3:39)
03- Morning Wooditude Interlude (3:39)
04- Cruzty Facialz (remix) feat. DJ Phudd Hammer (8:20)
05- Gonna Jizz (All Over This Joint) (4:06)
06- Bonercopter (3:51)
07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
08- Viagraphonic (5:17)
09- Dangle Dance feat. Latoya Jackson (3:26)
10- Rub1out (32:12)
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm
Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.


01-The Enbonering (14:32)
02- Stifferific (3:39)
03- Morning Wooditude Interlude (3:39)
04- Cruzty Facialz (remix) feat. DJ Phudd Hammer (8:20)
05- Gonna Jizz (All Over This Joint) (4:06)
06- Bonercopter (3:51)
07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
08- Viagraphonic (5:17)
09- Dangle Dance feat. Latoya Jackson (3:26)
10- Rub1out (32:12)
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm
Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections. Check it, yo.

07- Connie's Prawn (0:12)
Always my favorite. But why is the track so short? Ah...nevermind....
Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:38 pm

06- Bonercopter (Get to ze Choppah remix) feat. Gene-o-Reenz(3:51)
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Hilarious, I love it
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Smelling hops.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Sniffing socks.
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:43 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Sniffing socks.
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck, that's not what that other guy typed. He said "smelling hops". Dick move, changing it and shit.

Fuck you.

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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:11 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:43 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Jimmy Lester
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck,

Fuck you.
Haha, I love this.
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Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:11 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:43 am
Nausea wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:41 pm
Sniffing socks.
Heard this was a thing, some sort of sick fringe fetish the kids are into these days.
Hey Assfuck, that's not what that other guy typed. He said "smelling hops". Dick move, changing it and shit.

Fuck you.
Fuck this shit!
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Learning different skills from the Youtubes in my spare time: auto mechanics, carpentry, baking techniques, weaving and knot tying. Next I'm going to learn how to build my very own flux capacitor and overthruster module.
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Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:03 pm
Learning different skills from the Pornhub in my spare time: cock mechanics, cockentry, cocking techniques, cock tying. Next I'm going to learn how to build my very own fleshlight and penisthruster module.
Some things you should keep to yourself.
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