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Patchez wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:10 am
Bacchus be praised. He fought Mother Nature and save some much needed booze to help deal with the tragedy.

http://www.wesh.com/article/possible-to ... d/10211083
Take a closer look - these shelves are filled with girly drinks. It's nature's ultimate fuck you.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:54 am
Patchez wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:10 am
Bacchus be praised. He fought Mother Nature and save some much needed booze to help deal with the tragedy.

http://www.wesh.com/article/possible-to ... d/10211083
Take a closer look - these shelves are filled with girly drinks. It's nature's ultimate fuck you.
Hey now it looks like the tequila section survived...
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Badfellow saying things like:

"Deer ticks"
"complex molecules"
"flaky crust"
"Omniculture"
"It's a slice of heaven".
Teacher’s Aides and blow jobs in the same sentence.
"syntax generators"
"ganache"
calling the Property Brothers "smarmy twins"
coining the name "Malibu Stacy" for my friend that drinks Malibu whose name is not Stacy.***
telling me to roundhouse kick my Malibu friend in the vag.

all in a relatively brief moment of time.

***She did not approve of Stacy. She despised the name Laurie more so after review, it was officially changed to Malibu Laurie.
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I must have some booze".


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Bars which meet the following criteria:

Allow smoking
Have a pool table
Have darts
Have dice
Dirty
Have a Chinese fuck basket
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Strip joints my Mom works at.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:58 pm
Bars which meet the following criteria:

Allow smoking
Have a pool table
Have darts
Have dice
Dirty
Have a Chinese fuck basket

If you add dead hookers rolled up in Persian rugs then it sounds like your man cave at the mayoral mansion.
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Fried Spam sammiches. I LOVE me some fried Spam sammiches with mustard and chesse!

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Sammy wrote:
Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:24 pm
Fried Spam sammiches. I LOVE me some fried Spam sammiches with mustard and chesse!
Agreed Sammy. There is not a g.d. thing wrong with spam sammies. Also good as a musubi, with eggs, and diced in fried rice.

Spam: the post apocalyptic food of choice! Yea!
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People who drink after puking their guts out. That's dedication.

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Scrolling through about six pages of stuff on a message board to find a post you made on a thread.
Then finding it and going, "Oohh, nice!"
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ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

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Uh...yeah...who doesn't love these things?! They are most triumphant!

*Pchaaah!*
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Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:28 am
Uh...yeah...who doesn't love these things?! They are most triumphant!

*Pchaaah!*
This. Nice editing. Almost pissed meself

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mistah willies wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:04 am
Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 2:28 am
Uh...yeah...who doesn't love these things?! They are most triumphant!

*Pchaaah!*
This. Nice editing. Almost pissed meself
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Shark Week commercials with Seal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iE9fzQ7z_A
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