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Pissing off trolls. It's fun.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:45 am
Pissing off trolls. It's fun.
Off, or on. Same thing, really. True?

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The first really nice day I could finally appreciate my first drink of the season outside, enjoying the peace and quiet, watching my cat and dog run around the garden.

"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Today, my boss showed me the surveillance footage of one of our regulars -- an older lady -- literally crawling up the stairs to our front door.

WASTED.

This is the same lady that once showed me the strap-on dildo that she bought while checking out.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 7:35 pm
Today, my boss showed me the surveillance footage of one of our regulars -- an older lady -- literally crawling up the stairs to our front door.

WASTED.

This is the same lady that once showed me the strap-on dildo that she bought while checking out.
Oh, I like her already. She needs a giant hamster drink bottle for her cage. And a dildo wheel.

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Black metal and whiskey -- a match made in Heaven. Most of the time, this is all I need.

...besides food, air, water, shelter, etc...
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Nausea wrote:
Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:43 pm
Black metal and whiskey -- a match made in Heaven. Most of the time, this is all I need.

...besides food, air, water, shelter, etc...
...and TP
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Scoring free booze.

Got offered a free bottle of Cask House rye today, since the label was all warped and my boss didn't think it would sell.

All your whiskey leftovers are belong to me.
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Lemon Italian Ice

Irish Spring Soap

Kraft Mac n' Cheese

Pineapple Mana Wheat Beer

Sriracha mayo (Dynamite sauce)

Little Britain

Ahi Poké

Long John donuts

Empty grocery stores right now.

My cat and dog UFC wrestling one another.

Skyping more with fellow drunkards because everyone is home.
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*That the state I live in considers liquor stores "vital and essential" in remaining open during the coronapocalypse. The governor is not a total wank. We have plenty of booze for all.

*Stay-at-home mandates have made day drinking far more convenient. Thankful for having Apple TV, a half dozen different streaming services, a PS4 and a fuckton of home projects to catch up on.

*Having plenty of time to drink, cook, smoke, sleep, write, meditate, masturbate, deviate and otherwise recreate.

*Drinking peanut butter whiskey and coffee with cake donuts for breakfast.
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^^^ my excuse for not doing yardwork just went out the window
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*Little baby ducks.

*Old pickup trucks.

*Drinking on the night train.

*Rutger Hauer's "like tears in the rain".
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Thinking it's Wednesday all day long but oh no it's really Thursday.

Fuck yes!
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Being at home "social distancing" and sitting in the sun, drinking in the garden...away from the craziness and stupidity of the world.
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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^^^ Fuck yeah drinking in the garden. Cheers to that.
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