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Cliff Clavin was an idiot savant. I, on the other hand, am an especially talented fucktard. There's a difference, and I would expect better of you to know it.


Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Morels are popping hardcore with the recent rainfall. Oyster mushrooms aren't quite to full fruiting yet but there's small shelves of growth and a strong smell of "anise" amongst the trees.
Smarty ass. You're like the Modern Drunkard Cliff Clavin, aren't ya?

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Um, yeah. So I was running some standard statistical analysis on the "Shit We Love" thread. According to the supporting data, 82.2% of the things Artful Drunktective loves are items of an edible nature with a strong trending toward cheeses, condiments and breakfast type cuisine.

Subject also exhibits nearly obsessive tendencies in forcing others to choose a singular food item from a cornucopious picture menu that was obviously intended to create indecision as well as culinary controversy amongst forum users, their gastronomic inhibitions already having been severely comprimised by the constant consumption of cocktails.
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^ ^ ^ previous smarty ass post nailed it in the coffin for ya even more, doin' statistical analyses, pie charts. and Venn diagrams over useless shit.

And duh, everybody knows my aficionado for cheese, crackers, meats, fried chicken, and other tasty treats. It's what life's worth livin' for next to drinkin'. Is that all you got, beeyatch?

You're not dealin' with morons here, Lebowski.
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I must have some booze".


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Badfellow wrote:
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Cliff Clavin was an idiot savant. I, on the other hand, am an especially talented fucktard. There's a difference, and I would expect better of you to know it.
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Naw, man, we're not going to split hairs here. But we are totally gonna split the queso dip. So pass the chips.

Didn't your mom ever teach to share the queso dip? It's, like, one of life's fundamental lessons.
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Burgers, Brew & 'Que. My dream job.
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^^^ Blocked in my country. Balls.
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^ ^ ^Oh man I hate that, it happens to me always. Thanks for letting me know.

Replaced original link with this that hopefully works but really the opening 30 seconds sums it all up. JEALOUS!


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^^^ Excellent looking huge sandwiches
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:19 am
Burgers, Brew & 'Que. My dream job.
I love Symon and this show so much better the triple D.
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Patchez wrote:
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu May 28, 2020 2:19 am
Burgers, Brew & 'Que. My dream job.
I love Symon and this show so much better the triple D.
I was actually wondering if you visited any of these places like ya did Triple D. I love Symon too. He'd be fun to drink with.

He's now doing a live "garden talk" on Fridays where he prepares a snack recipe and cocktails which is kinda fun.
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When I order Mexican products online and they always throw in a 50 ml of Tequila with my order. Cuz I'm V.I.P. special. (And probably cuz I'm the only person in Germany who orders Mexican food stuff.
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Staying up late drinking by myself has been my most favorite thing ever since I learned to do so.

Cheers to a drunken solitude -- my best friend in life.

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The bunny scene from the Holy Grail. Slays me everytime.
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When the rotgut goes down like water. Smoothest transition.
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