Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

That's right. You can put them right here.

Moderators: Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar

User avatar
Badfellow
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8186
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Inside the Ethyl Molecule

Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 27, 2017 9:21 pm

Never did I realize that Ron Perlman was in Police Academy VI: Mission To Moscow. Wow. Blew my mind. Like, again. Wow. Like the black guy that makes all those noise imitations. Wow. And that one Claire chick with the blue eyes and trimmed, Slavic eyebrows.

Totally. Wow.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

User avatar
Frankennietzsche
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12352
Joined: Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:13 pm
Location: Master of the Meatloaf Winds
Contact:

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun May 28, 2017 1:16 am

I didn't know that they made a 3, let alone a 4.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9562
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by oettinger » Sun May 28, 2017 5:35 am

Wikipedia says 7 so far, that`s brutal
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
Badfellow
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8186
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Inside the Ethyl Molecule

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Badfellow » Mon May 29, 2017 12:24 am

David (Eugene Tackleberry) Graf died of a CIA induced heart attack in 2001 shortly after the scrapped filming of Police Academy 8: Direct To DVD. His wife ate the body.

Steve Guttenberg did not attend the memorial service, because he's an asshole.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

User avatar
Dear Booze
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1815
Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:01 pm

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Dear Booze » Mon May 29, 2017 9:37 am

I met Steve Guttenberg a couple of years ago. He was scraping bird shit off of the outdoor dining tables at the Tasty Freeze in El Sugundo, CA. I said "Hey, aren't you Steve Guttenberg?" And he smiled proudly and said "Yes. Yes I am." And I said "Well cool. It's great to know your name. Now, get over here and clean this table right. You missed a spot."

Just then his manager, a skinny 16-year-old kid named Austin, came out and asked "How's everything folks?"

"How hard it it to keep these fucking tables clean," I demanded. "Do you think it's okay for my wife to sit in bird shit? Steve seems to think so."

So the manager took care of it and I heard him tell Steve something about "if you have time to lean, you have time to clean" (of couse, I'm paraphrasing here).

And then Steve said "Well, I need better direction from you... what's my motivation?"

And Austin said "You really need to consider the customer... you just don't seem to care about them. I don't think you have it in you."

And Steve said "I was one of the biggest stars in the world. Remember Police Academy? Remember Three Men and a baby? ... it was a huge success!"

"Yes. It was," Austin agreed, "but it had Ted Danson and Tom Selleck. People love them. And Leonard, Mr Spock, Nemoy was the director. People love him.. his is beloved. Oh and a cute little girl. People like cute little kids. She was great. But you? People hate you. You suck. And during the initial screenings, they wanted to cut you out of the film because the whole thing between you and the little girl seemed dirty and creepy... they almost changed the name to Two Men, a Baby, and a Pedophile."

"Wait," demanded Steve, "a pedophile is someone who has a thing for feet, right?"

"No Steve. It's not. Anyhow, people hate you. And so do I. You are stupid, creepy looking and and are a shitty actor. Now finish with the tables, and then go clean the toilets. Someone had diarrhea on the wall in the ladies room..."

And that is how I met Steve Guttenberg, legendary American actor. Good to see him working again.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9562
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by oettinger » Mon May 29, 2017 10:21 am

Fuck, that guy?!?!?! Fuck no
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
waahoohah
Chugging Like Churchill
Chugging Like Churchill
Posts: 5968
Joined: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:08 pm
Location: http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/ ... a_flag.png

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by waahoohah » Tue Jul 18, 2017 10:28 pm

Things that happen make other things happen. All the time. Everywhere.
AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU OR I CAN DO TO STOP IT.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

User avatar
Badfellow
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8186
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Inside the Ethyl Molecule

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Badfellow » Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:06 pm

ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

User avatar
ThirstyDrunk
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12210
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
Location: Xenia

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:44 pm

The average human stomach contains over 7 pounds of lint.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6350
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:05 pm

Armpits sometimes contain green putty.

User avatar
Badfellow
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8186
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Inside the Ethyl Molecule

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:42 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 11:05 pm
Armpits sometimes contain green putty.
Write an ode.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

User avatar
Badfellow
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 8186
Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
Location: Inside the Ethyl Molecule

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:46 pm

In thinking about retirement, I often turn to Scott Clam for advice.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ

User avatar
oettinger
Ripped Like Reed
Ripped Like Reed
Posts: 9562
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:23 am

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:02 am

Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:46 pm
In thinking about retirement, I often turn to Scott Clam for advice.
Run! His fat head is going to explode
I do not remember posting that ^^^
Image

User avatar
Nausea
Inebriate Savant
Inebriate Savant
Posts: 965
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:15 am

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by Nausea » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:27 am

Wikipedia wrote: Cymothoa exigua, or the tongue-eating louse, is a parasitic isopod of the family Cymothoidae. This parasite enters fish through the gills, and then attaches itself to the fish's tongue [...] The parasite severs the blood vessels in the fish's tongue, causing the tongue to fall off. It then attaches itself to the stub of what was once its tongue and becomes the fish's new tongue.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

User avatar
mistah willies
Drinking Like W.C.
Drinking Like W.C.
Posts: 6350
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:48 pm
Location: A ship upon the vast ocean of the Mighty MDM
Contact:

Re: Little Known Facts You Don't Want To Know

Post by mistah willies » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:42 am

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:44 pm
The average human stomach contains over 7 pounds of lint.
That's like,
in addition to a pound of spiders
ya know, when you sleep with your mouth open
(1 cup: cockroach eqv in the south)
plus the lb of dirt
plus all the undigested red meat

Man that's a lotta baggage.

That's why I recommend a diet of booze.

Booze. No cockroach baggage! ®

Post Reply