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Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:34 pm

Being ambivalent.

The Bedazzler or knock off Ronco product from the 70's that put rivets on your jeans.

Dead hookers rolled in carpeting in Dear Booze's BMW.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:36 pm

This thread
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:39 pm

Dead hookers
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:42 pm

Boiled eggs
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:43 pm

Room temperature unflavored beverages
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:44 pm

Switzerland
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:47 pm

The Toyota Camry station wagon is a far more roomy conveyance for hauling around dead hookers than the venerable Cadillac Eldorado, and I'm not so sure how I feel about that.
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The Olive Garden.
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German politics.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by mistah willies » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:48 pm

You know, Crocs are non-committed to acts of atrocity. Some love them, and others hate them, so it becomes neutral.

Comfortable shoes that are ugly. Isn't that called a Birkenstock?

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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:50 pm

Silent and odorless farts
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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:52 pm

Montana
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:54 pm

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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:58 pm

Red Solo Cups

Sparrows

Children

Tennis

Tomato juice
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:32 pm

Pepsi

Stargate SG-1

Jesus Christ

Home Depot

Sting's performance in the 1986 David Lynch film Dune
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