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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Dear Booze » Wed May 09, 2018 10:50 pm

I'll tell you a true story about when I met Bono...

It was about 1985. I was in college and was a delegate to the National Association for Campus Activities (NACA). My school sent me to Chicago for a convention which was set up for all of us college activities programmers to review, and potentially hire, speakers, comedians, bands, lecturers, magicians, and musicians to perform on our campuses. The big draws that year were Larry Bud Melan, a regular on Late Night David Letterman; Meatloaf, fresh from throat surgery; and U2, a relatively unknown Irish band trying to make it big in the US. They had a couple of minor hits the year before, but were still trying to gain traction in the U.S.

Well, U2 did not score a showcase performance on the main stage due to the Copernicus Magical Extraviganza Experience taking all the attention from the college delegates.

Flash forward three hours to the onifficial party at "Big" the Hyatt Regency's famed "longest bar in the world". Bono showed up in a motorcycle jacket, jeans, and Beatles boots. Of course I knew who he was, so I bought him a drink. Shit, he had bad breath!

He accepted the drink ( I think it was a pina colada), and then turned his back on me and began to dry hump a female co ed. To make matters worse, he contined to put drinks on my tab for the rest of the night. And then, just before the bar closed ar 4:00 AM, He asked to borrow money. So I loaned him $50. I still want it back.

Fuck Bono. I hate that guy.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Badfellow » Thu May 10, 2018 9:59 am

Dear Booze wrote:
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I'll tell you a true story about when I met Bono...

It was about 1985. Yadda-yadda-yadda, Bono started dry humping Larry Bud Melman. He owes me a fifty buck bill.

Fuck Bono. I hate that guy.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 12, 2018 4:36 am

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Post by scream ale » Sat May 12, 2018 6:36 am

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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat May 12, 2018 9:28 am

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Post by scream ale » Sun May 13, 2018 4:29 pm

I would say Brandt from The Big Lebowski over Donnie.
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Post by Badfellow » Sun May 13, 2018 6:21 pm

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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by scream ale » Sun May 13, 2018 7:35 pm

Fucking a stranger in the ass.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Dear Booze » Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 7:35 pm
Fucking a stranger in the ass.
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:

https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 14, 2018 12:06 am

scream ale wrote:
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I would say Brandt from The Big Lebowski over Donnie.

Actually I think I would say Maude over Brandt. She is always kinda meh.

"Brandt can't watch though. Or he has to pay a hundred".

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon May 14, 2018 12:06 am

Nihilism.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Patchez » Tue May 15, 2018 3:12 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 7:35 pm
Fucking a stranger in the ass.
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:

https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by scream ale » Tue May 15, 2018 6:15 pm

Patchez wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 3:12 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 7:35 pm
Fucking a stranger in the ass.
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:

https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Cable versions of great movies are just absurd.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by Dear Booze » Tue May 15, 2018 7:27 pm

scream ale wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 6:15 pm
Patchez wrote:
Tue May 15, 2018 3:12 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 pm


You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:

https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Cable versions of great movies are just absurd.
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Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Post by oettinger » Fri May 18, 2018 9:21 am

Other people`s problems, esp. my tenant`s
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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