Under Or Over?

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Under Or Over?

Post by mistah willies » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:53 pm

Today I discovered that my Lady prefers to have the toilet paper with the access from under the roll.

I prefer grabbing from the top.

How about you?

I know that this is old material, but after 27 years, How can I live with her naymore? How many other secrets?

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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Sammy » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:00 pm

I prefer my toilet paper to roll from under. My Lady on top. And my shotguns side x side. Does this answer your question?

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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jul 27, 2017 7:46 am

In keeping with my white trash heritage, I prefer to leave the roll free standing on top the tank with a stack of muscle car and girly magazines.
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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:33 am

The over & under is better for shooting skeet and birds. The side x side is better for ventilating things with buckshot and flachettes. I love ventilating things with buckshot and flachettes.
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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jul 27, 2017 12:26 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:53 pm
Today I discovered that my Lady prefers to have the toilet paper with the access from under the roll.

I prefer grabbing from the top.

How about you?

I know that this is old material, but after 27 years, How can I live with her naymore? How many other secrets?
Oh much like Stallone, it most definitely goes 'over the top' (unless you have cats) so no you probably shouldn't live with her anymore.

I predict more secrets to come if you guys didn't have t.p. positioning clearly established after 27 years. ;D
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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jul 27, 2017 6:43 pm

If you're toilet papering a house or a front yard, you want to go with under roll, underhand, and make sure to get a good arc when you throw. Getting drunk and puking on the front doorstep is always appreciated.
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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by oldsmartskunk » Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:18 am

Toilet paper should in most accessible place - on the floor next to fresh dead hooker!

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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:42 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:18 am
Toilet paper should in most accessible place - on the floor next to fresh dead hooker!
People like you ruin Modern Drunkard. It`s sleapy hookers
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:50 pm

Stack of taco bell napkins on the commode.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jul 28, 2017 4:09 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:50 pm
Stack of taco bell napkins on the commode.
This.
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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:03 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:50 pm
Stack of taco bell napkins on the commode.
done that!
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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Sammy » Fri Jul 28, 2017 5:45 pm

I buy TP by the case from Amazon. But here's a hint. Buy a portable bidet. It's basically a water bottle with a long curved spout. It will cut down on your TP consumption by 90%. Now, instead of wiping my ass ten times after a shit, I wipe once or twice. I could even get by without wiping at all with the portable bidet, if I had to.

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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by waahoohah » Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:16 am

I will fight for team Over TO THE DEATH.
That being said, the cat turns any roll put on the roller into his playtoy, so the roll sits on top of my tank.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Re: Under Or Over?

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Oct 22, 2017 11:33 am

Over the Top. Isn't this a Stallone movie?
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