So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

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So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by Sammy » Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:02 pm

This sexy British woman comes up on my puter and tells me I'm going to lose all my money if I don't pay up and do not shut my puter down.

I booted the puter. Money? They don't have shit! Fuck them!

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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by oettinger » Mon Oct 16, 2017 1:37 pm

Didn`t you just buy the thing for 1k or so?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:26 am

Sammy wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:02 pm

This sexy British woman comes up on my puter and tells me I'm going to lose all my money if I don't pay up and do not shut my puter down.

I booted the puter. Money? They don't have shit! Fuck them!

Sammy: Stop looking up porn.

Anyway how was your day otherwise?
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by Sammy » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:47 am

Artful Detective wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:26 am
Sammy wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:02 pm

This sexy British woman comes up on my puter and tells me I'm going to lose all my money if I don't pay up and do not shut my puter down.

I booted the puter. Money? They don't have shit! Fuck them!

Sammy: Stop looking up porn.

Anyway how was your day otherwise?
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I wasn't looking at porn. I was dumb enough to click on one of those stupid quizzes that constant pop up on faceturd and after the second question my browser locked up. Otherwise, the day was fine. Today I go on a beer and liquor run to stock up for the week! Yehaaa!

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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by oldsmartskunk » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:55 am

WTF is puter? Sounds likę ol dry vagina. Puter. Definitely a vagina.

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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by Sammy » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:55 pm

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:55 am
WTF is puter? Sounds likę ol dry vagina. Puter. Definitely a vagina.

Maybe. This overpriced piece of technology can definitely act like a miserable cunt sometimes.

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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by Badfellow » Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:55 pm

Sammy wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:02 pm
This sexy British woman...
Hmmmm... Sexy, British and woman are not three words commonly associated with each other.
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by Sammy » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:34 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:55 pm
Sammy wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:02 pm
This sexy British woman...
Hmmmm... Sexy, British and woman are not three words commonly associated with each other.
https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list ... tish-women

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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday

Post by Badfellow » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:56 am

Sammy wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:34 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Oct 19, 2017 8:55 pm
Sammy wrote:
Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:02 pm
This sexy British woman...
Hmmmm... Sexy, British and woman are not three words commonly associated with each other.
https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list ... tish-women
Okay, fair enough. But they had to include the likes of Catharine Zeta Jones on that list.
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