This sexy British woman comes up on my puter and tells me I'm going to lose all my money if I don't pay up and do not shut my puter down.
I booted the puter. Money? They don't have shit! Fuck them!
So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday
Sammy: Stop looking up porn.
Anyway how was your day otherwise?
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday
.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:26 am
Sammy: Stop looking up porn.
Anyway how was your day otherwise?
I wasn't looking at porn. I was dumb enough to click on one of those stupid quizzes that constant pop up on faceturd and after the second question my browser locked up. Otherwise, the day was fine. Today I go on a beer and liquor run to stock up for the week! Yehaaa!
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday
WTF is puter? Sounds likę ol dry vagina. Puter. Definitely a vagina.
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday
oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:55 amWTF is puter? Sounds likę ol dry vagina. Puter. Definitely a vagina.
Maybe. This overpriced piece of technology can definitely act like a miserable cunt sometimes.
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday
Hmmmm... Sexy, British and woman are not three words commonly associated with each other.
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Re: So I warded off this cyber attack yesterday
Okay, fair enough. But they had to include the likes of Catharine Zeta Jones on that list.
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