Church of P'Chaah

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:12 pm
Keanu is no Jeff Spicoli, that's for p'shaaaw.


You all seem to be missing the point: Keanu Reeves is the emu haired anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-P'Chaah. I created this bullshit religion, and let me just say that the Great P'Chaah is, like, totally and most displeased with your bogus renderings of the faith. Amen.

Whutchu talkin' about Willis? I find that most odious. Keanu INVENTED the Great P'Chaah. He is unrivaled, Dude.


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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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We all know that Alex Winter is, like, way cooler. Without even trying. Way.

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:44 am
. He is unrivaled, Dude.[/color]

He's not unrivaled as a Dude.
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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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Patchez wrote:
Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:15 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Oct 29, 2019 9:44 am
. He is unrivaled, Dude.[/color]

He's not unrivaled as a Dude.
To quote AD and DB from a couple years ago "Over The Line"

I ascribe to the cult of P'Chaah. We need to cultivate this concept into the culture. Perhaps a retreat?

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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mistah willies wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:34 pm
I ascribe to the cult of P'Chaah. We need to cultivate this concept into the culture. Perhaps a retreat?
For the inner circle? But of course.

As for the "dupes and suckers", they'll have to make themselves content with the Motel 6 and our fabulous P'Chaah themed amusement park and casino in the mildewed heart of Okeechobee, Florida. All the advertising and promotional material is written by Dear Booze, so you know the shit is gonna be way slick. That guy could sell a monster truck to Ed Begley Jr.

We also took out a full paged ad in Overweight Housewife Digest, playing upon the emuesque good-looks and dumbass appeal of Mr. Keanu Reeves to elicit donations from fat, horny women.
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