Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.

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Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.

Post by Patchez » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:44 am

So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician. I know yall don't have a clue what that is. I'ts what I went back to school to learn at 46 fucking years old. As I type this I am blasted out of my skull. The best part is I'm tyestinfg well.
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Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:24 am

Sounds great P.!!! You`ll make it.
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Post by Badfellow » Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:29 am

Does this mean that you'll finally be able to rig me up a custom race dildo with 480 volt three phase power?
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Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:05 am

Badfellow wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:29 am
Does this mean that you'll finally be able to rig me up a custom race dildo with 480 volt three phase power?
The batteries and electronics are new, but the dildo is from the recycling bin
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:41 am

You can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.
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Post by oettinger » Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:47 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:41 am
You can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.
Thanks AD. We know you got the biggest battery collection ever
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Post by Patchez » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:26 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
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You can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.
One with the most power and most aerodynamic design. We'll take it from there.
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Post by ScottMcG » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:59 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:44 am
So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician. I know yall don't have a clue what that is. I'ts what I went back to school to learn at 46 fucking years old. As I type this I am blasted out of my skull. The best part is I'm tyestinfg well.
What's the latest update?
Amateur demolition derby on the carpeting afterward

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:39 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:44 am
So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician.
YES! GIVE THE DRUNKARD FULL CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Post by Badfellow » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:17 am

So, are you able to get me 100 lbs. of baking soda? I have a bunch of vinegar and red food coloring that says yes, you can.
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Post by Badfellow » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:20 am

Found a guy that'll do a spoiler and some nice ground effects on the dildo. I suppose the next step would be to take her out to Bonneville Flats and see what she'll do on the straightaway once we get the overthruster installed. Ordered a flux capacitor from China, but it'll take six weeks to get here.
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Post by Patchez » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:40 pm

They are still dicking around trying to find a suitable test. They used to get my former instructor to give the test. One of the biggest reasons I chose to study under him. I figured I could just show them my final as it was likely the exact same test. Some falling out between him and one of the Execs and now they are looking for a new test.

What the hell.

Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.
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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Mar 09, 2018 11:07 pm

Patchez wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:40 pm
Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.
As will you, drunkard.
Cheers
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Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:26 am

Patchez wrote:
Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:40 pm
They are still dicking around trying to find a suitable test. They used to get my former instructor to give the test. One of the biggest reasons I chose to study under him. I figured I could just show them my final as it was likely the exact same test. Some falling out between him and one of the Execs and now they are looking for a new test.

What the hell.

Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.
Easy P. You`ve seen worse in life. You`ll make it. Book it!
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Post by oettinger » Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:26 am

Thirsticus wrote:
Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:39 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:44 am
So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician.
YES! GIVE THE DRUNKARD FULL CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so funny, I have to quote it
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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