Official Bono & U2 haters thread

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Bryan Adams = herpes

Jon Bon Jovi = space herpes

Bono = full blown space herpes w/ major swelling of the bunghole
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I wanted to post some funny Bono video

Utube said:

The person you are looking for is either or may be gay/homosexual
Youtube is unable to enable this kind of bullshit




Should you have meant Boner though,
we pleasently redirect you back to your original search
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oettinger wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 6:59 am
On a scale from AIDS to buttcancer where would you rank these cumbags:

Bono
Brian Adams
John Bon Jovi
Bono- AIDS
Brian Adams- AIDS
John Bon Jovi- necrotizing entercolitis

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scream ale wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 1:02 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 6:59 am
On a scale from AIDS to buttcancer where would you rank these cumbags:

Bono
Brian Adams
John Bon Jovi
Bono- AIDS
Brian Adams- AIDS
John Bon Jovi- necrotizing entercolitis
Ha! I was going to post Brian Adams in the shit we hate thread
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Bono ans U2 don't even deserve to be hated. Only ignored and forgotten.

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"Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 pm
"I'd beat the shit out of Bono, power through his first two rows of securitau, then by the time the second two rows knew what was going on, I'd already have beaten the living fucking shit out of Bono."

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Thank you for quoting/paraphrasing me in this statement, tis 100% true,I stand by my words...
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Linchpin wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 1:38 am
"Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 pm
"I'd beat the shit out of Bono, power through his first two rows of securitau, then by the time the second two rows knew what was going on, I'd already have beaten the living fucking shit out of Bono."

-Artful Detective's Angry Samoan Brother"

Thank you for quoting/paraphrasing me in this statement, tis 100% true,I stand by my words...
and am not Samoan...I believe Pacific Islander is the proper nomenclature in the parlance of our times.
I knew a Pacific Islander in the Air Force. He always just used the term savage. Of course those were different times. I did think it had a nice sound to it.
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I bet Bono designed and programmed their shitty homepage all by himself.



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Now you will hate U2 even more. You're welcome. But ask Badfellow to sing this song for you. His falsetto is better than Bono's.


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LEMON!!!

Okay, for U2 that song isn't a total craptastophe. But the video sucks a pair of stale, stanky balls. And don't you just want to slap that smug lipstick smirk off Bono's frickin' face? With a brick inside a glove?
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Is it acceptable to slap people who say things like "you know, back when U2 used to be cool"? What protean age is this precisely?
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It is more than acceptable to slap people who say U2 were cool at any point in history. It is in fact encouraged. By me. And other people too I assume.

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The unofficial u2 of Kasey Kasem a la Negativeland, once again.
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Lol with unofficial Bono? It`s your best work so far!
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Yep Only to be wif U2.

Bono sucks bloody bono.
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