Bryan Adams = herpes
Jon Bon Jovi = space herpes
Bono = full blown space herpes w/ major swelling of the bunghole
Official Bono & U2 haters thread
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
I wanted to post some funny Bono video
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Should you have meant Boner though,
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Utube said:
The person you are looking for is either or may be gay/homosexual
Youtube is unable to enable this kind of bullshit
Should you have meant Boner though,
we pleasently redirect you back to your original search
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
Ha! I was going to post Brian Adams in the shit we hate threadscream ale wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:02 pmBono- AIDS
Brian Adams- AIDS
John Bon Jovi- necrotizing entercolitis
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
Bono ans U2 don't even deserve to be hated. Only ignored and forgotten.
Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
"Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 pm
"I'd beat the shit out of Bono, power through his first two rows of securitau, then by the time the second two rows knew what was going on, I'd already have beaten the living fucking shit out of Bono."
-Artful Detective's Angry Samoan Brother"
Thank you for quoting/paraphrasing me in this statement, tis 100% true,I stand by my words...
and am not Samoan...I believe Pacific Islander is the proper nomenclature in the parlance of our times.
Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 pm
"I'd beat the shit out of Bono, power through his first two rows of securitau, then by the time the second two rows knew what was going on, I'd already have beaten the living fucking shit out of Bono."
-Artful Detective's Angry Samoan Brother"
Thank you for quoting/paraphrasing me in this statement, tis 100% true,I stand by my words...
and am not Samoan...I believe Pacific Islander is the proper nomenclature in the parlance of our times.
Whatever happens happens and always happens for the worst, so if the worst has yet to happen I hope it happens to you FIRST! - Jimmy Pop
Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
I knew a Pacific Islander in the Air Force. He always just used the term savage. Of course those were different times. I did think it had a nice sound to it.Linchpin wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 1:38 am"Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 pm
"I'd beat the shit out of Bono, power through his first two rows of securitau, then by the time the second two rows knew what was going on, I'd already have beaten the living fucking shit out of Bono."
-Artful Detective's Angry Samoan Brother"
Thank you for quoting/paraphrasing me in this statement, tis 100% true,I stand by my words...
and am not Samoan...I believe Pacific Islander is the proper nomenclature in the parlance of our times.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
I bet Bono designed and programmed their shitty homepage all by himself.
With a little help from some asian sweatshops
With a little help from some asian sweatshops
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
Now you will hate U2 even more. You're welcome. But ask Badfellow to sing this song for you. His falsetto is better than Bono's.
it's gonna make you cryyyy
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
LEMON!!!
Okay, for U2 that song isn't a total craptastophe. But the video sucks a pair of stale, stanky balls. And don't you just want to slap that smug lipstick smirk off Bono's frickin' face? With a brick inside a glove?
Okay, for U2 that song isn't a total craptastophe. But the video sucks a pair of stale, stanky balls. And don't you just want to slap that smug lipstick smirk off Bono's frickin' face? With a brick inside a glove?
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
Is it acceptable to slap people who say things like "you know, back when U2 used to be cool"? What protean age is this precisely?
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
It is more than acceptable to slap people who say U2 were cool at any point in history. It is in fact encouraged. By me. And other people too I assume.
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread
The unofficial u2 of Kasey Kasem a la Negativeland, once again.
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