Official Bono & U2 haters thread

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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Badfellow » Sun May 13, 2018 9:24 am

Bryan Adams = herpes

Jon Bon Jovi = space herpes

Bono = full blown space herpes w/ major swelling of the bunghole
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by oettinger » Sat May 19, 2018 8:44 am

I wanted to post some funny Bono video

Utube said:

The person you are looking for is either or may be gay/homosexual
Youtube is unable to enable this kind of bullshit




Should you have meant Boner though,
we pleasently redirect you back to your original search
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by scream ale » Sat May 19, 2018 1:02 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 6:59 am
On a scale from AIDS to buttcancer where would you rank these cumbags:

Bono
Brian Adams
John Bon Jovi
Bono- AIDS
Brian Adams- AIDS
John Bon Jovi- necrotizing entercolitis
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by oettinger » Sun May 20, 2018 6:47 am

scream ale wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 1:02 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 6:59 am
On a scale from AIDS to buttcancer where would you rank these cumbags:

Bono
Brian Adams
John Bon Jovi
Bono- AIDS
Brian Adams- AIDS
John Bon Jovi- necrotizing entercolitis
Ha! I was going to post Brian Adams in the shit we hate thread
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by oldsmartskunk » Sat May 26, 2018 4:18 pm

Bono ans U2 don't even deserve to be hated. Only ignored and forgotten.

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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Linchpin » Sun May 27, 2018 1:38 am

"Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 pm
"I'd beat the shit out of Bono, power through his first two rows of securitau, then by the time the second two rows knew what was going on, I'd already have beaten the living fucking shit out of Bono."

-Artful Detective's Angry Samoan Brother"

Thank you for quoting/paraphrasing me in this statement, tis 100% true,I stand by my words...
and am not Samoan...I believe Pacific Islander is the proper nomenclature in the parlance of our times.
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Patchez » Tue May 29, 2018 3:13 pm

Linchpin wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 1:38 am
"Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 pm
"I'd beat the shit out of Bono, power through his first two rows of securitau, then by the time the second two rows knew what was going on, I'd already have beaten the living fucking shit out of Bono."

-Artful Detective's Angry Samoan Brother"

Thank you for quoting/paraphrasing me in this statement, tis 100% true,I stand by my words...
and am not Samoan...I believe Pacific Islander is the proper nomenclature in the parlance of our times.
I knew a Pacific Islander in the Air Force. He always just used the term savage. Of course those were different times. I did think it had a nice sound to it.
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 01, 2018 6:10 am

I bet Bono designed and programmed their shitty homepage all by himself.



With a little help from some asian sweatshops
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Jun 11, 2018 1:30 am


Now you will hate U2 even more. You're welcome. But ask Badfellow to sing this song for you. His falsetto is better than Bono's.


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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:09 am

LEMON!!!

Okay, for U2 that song isn't a total craptastophe. But the video sucks a pair of stale, stanky balls. And don't you just want to slap that smug lipstick smirk off Bono's frickin' face? With a brick inside a glove?
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:46 pm

Is it acceptable to slap people who say things like "you know, back when U2 used to be cool"? What protean age is this precisely?
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by scream ale » Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:38 pm

It is more than acceptable to slap people who say U2 were cool at any point in history. It is in fact encouraged. By me. And other people too I assume.
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:12 pm

The unofficial u2 of Kasey Kasem a la Negativeland, once again.
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:45 am

Lol with unofficial Bono? It`s your best work so far!
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Official Bono & U2 haters thread

Post by Badfellow » Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:37 pm

Yep Only to be wif U2.

Bono sucks bloody bono.
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