chef boyardee chicken alfredo

[scream ale]

^^^ sawdust meatballs might actually be safer than that. Yikes!

[Badfellow]

This is by far the worst I've seen. Russian Herring. I'll take possum and sawdust meatballs any day.

In Russia, you do not take bite of pickled herring. Pickled herring take bite of YOU.

[Artful Drunktective]

Who's in the mood for a snack??

[Badfellow]

Ch-ch-chitterlins'
Critterlands
Trailer park souls,
Pickled fish assholes
And Pizza Rolls-

Roadkill possum
Awesome blossom

[Artful Drunktective]

Stumbled across this online. Looks delicious...not.

[oettinger]

^^^ Our cat might like that

[Artful Drunktective]

^^^ Our cat might like that

Why? Because he's British??

Mmmm I'll be having one of these for lunch...

[scream ale]

^^ It's pb&j in a can and there's a candy surprise inside....god-damn....

[Malibu Laurie]

[oettinger]

Our cat only gets unicorn meat. Sometimes even zerocorn or even rarer doublekorn

[Artful Drunktective]

I saw that can of Unicorn Meat in Malibu Laurie's kitchen a long time ago. It really does exist but it was empty. The question begs... was it full at one time or was it a gag gift? Hmmm....?

[Badfellow]

Everybody knows the best, canned unicorn meat comes from Ireland. The stuff from China is just horse with artificially flavored sparkles.

[Badfellow]

This is why people like Oettinger get confused and try to drink their sandwiches. Wonder what it would taste like as a mixer with vodka?

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ oettinger confused. *insert circus / carnival music here*

[scream ale]

I'm willing to bet that the meat in that can of BBQ chicken came from dead carnies/circus people.