chef boyardee chicken alfredo

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:29 pm

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Please note the meatballs contain no actual meat.
They contain no meat, but they're not vegetarian. Therein lies the quandary.
Sounds offal to me. Is this ligament?

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Badfellow » Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:17 am

mistah willies wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:29 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 2:13 pm
scream ale wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 10:21 am
Please note the meatballs contain no actual meat.
They contain no meat, but they're not vegetarian. Therein lies the quandary.
Sounds offal to me. Is this ligament?
Just to be fair, we'll make this multiple choice:

a) Dung
b) Offal
c) Carrion
d) All the above fucked up shit
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by scream ale » Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:19 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:17 am
mistah willies wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:29 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 2:13 pm


They contain no meat, but they're not vegetarian. Therein lies the quandary.
Sounds offal to me. Is this ligament?
Just to be fair, we'll make this multiple choice:

a) Dung
b) Offal
c) Carrion
d) All the above fucked up shit
I believe it to be some type of unmentionable synthetic material.
But I wouldn't be terribly shocked if feces were in there as well.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Patchez » Thu Jul 05, 2018 6:06 pm

scream ale wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:19 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jul 05, 2018 10:17 am
mistah willies wrote:
Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:29 pm


Sounds offal to me. Is this ligament?
Just to be fair, we'll make this multiple choice:

a) Dung
b) Offal
c) Carrion
d) All the above fucked up shit
I believe it to be some type of unmentionable synthetic material.
But I wouldn't be terribly shocked if feces were in there as well.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jul 06, 2018 12:55 pm

Carry on ol' chaps. Carry-on.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Sammy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:30 am

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It's like pork n beans. You expect pork in the fucking beans. But there's no fucking pork!
You've got to add those little baby hotdogs. Then, you've got something.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Artful Drunktective » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:41 pm

Yeah totally like Beenie Weenie style only yes Sammy is right, you absolutely you have add your own hot dogs. The ones that comes already mixed in are terrible! And I would know, I am a hot dog connoisseur. If I had to pick something from Chef Boyardee, probably would choose Beefaroni or cheeseburger macaroni.

You know what inexpensive food I had higher expectations from but were super disappointing are those packages of pasta from Knorr. I added my own chicken, spices, fresh cheeses and what not to kick it up a notch and it was still devastatingly bland.

Then again, this is coming from someone who - while drunk and camping - ate hot dogs in flour tortillas with BBQ sauce and crunched up cheese Doritos. It's almost up there with the drunk camping time I ate corn beef hash in a flour tortilla with Manwich sauce. But I already wrote about that in another thread.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Sammy » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:52 pm

Inspired by this thread, I downed a can of Chef-boy-r-dee over stuffed ravioli. I don't recommend it, and I'm sure I'll pay the price tomorrow, but I've got lots of TP.

And any woman that tells me she's a "hotdog connoisseur" has got me interested right off the bat!

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Badfellow » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:23 pm

In the northern hemisphere, we call those cocktail weenies.

Or Lil' Smokies if you want to get all fud up.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Badfellow » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:24 pm

Sammy wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:52 pm
Inspired by this thread, I downed a can of Chef-boy-r-dee over stuffed ravioli. I don't recommend it, and I'm sure I'll pay the price tomorrow, but I've got lots of TP.

And any woman that tells me she's a "hotdog connoisseur" has got me interested right off the bat!
That'll be a BM for the ages.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:39 am

Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:24 pm
Sammy wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:52 pm
Inspired by this thread, I downed a can of Chef-boy-r-dee over stuffed ravioli. I don't recommend it, and I'm sure I'll pay the price tomorrow, but I've got lots of TP.

And any woman that tells me she's a "hotdog connoisseur" has got me interested right off the bat!
That'll be a BM for the ages.
Speaking of B&M, I used to think that little scrap of pork fat floating atop the canned beans was a salted slug. I was very young then, and we had the canned molasses bread to boot.

But now I've come to enjoy those little salty loogies for the tasty cholesterol death nuggets they truly are. Yum!

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Sammy » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:28 am

mistah willies wrote:
Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:39 am
I was very young then, and we had the canned molasses bread to boot.

Totally forgot about the canned bread!

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:24 pm

Sammy wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:28 am
Totally forgot about the canned bread!
I believe the ratio is one stick of Buttah to a can, it's kinda dry and granular.

If you zap it, it helps.

Oh, yes, btw, remember to take it out of the can first. Don't put the Buttah on the can and then zap it.
Trust me on this.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by scream ale » Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:47 pm

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Then again, this is coming from someone who - while drunk and camping - ate hot dogs in flour tortillas with BBQ sauce and crunched up cheese Doritos. It's almost up there with the drunk camping time I ate corn beef hash in a flour tortilla with Manwich sauce. But I already wrote about that in another thread.
Southwestern BBQ Taco Dogs?
Sloppy corn beef hash tacos?

Taco bell should be all over this shit!
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:38 pm

scream ale wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:47 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:41 pm

Then again, this is coming from someone who - while drunk and camping - ate hot dogs in flour tortillas with BBQ sauce and crunched up cheese Doritos. It's almost up there with the drunk camping time I ate corn beef hash in a flour tortilla with Manwich sauce. But I already wrote about that in another thread.
Southwestern BBQ Taco Dogs?
Sloppy corn beef hash tacos?

Taco bell should be all over this shit!

Now I'm all hungry. Dayam!

You know, there should be a Modern Drunkard's recipe booklet. Laminated of course.

Artfully Detected Recipes handy guide?

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