chef boyardee chicken alfredo

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by scream ale » Tue May 28, 2019 3:43 pm

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... I could tear up some Awesome Blossoms. Mmmm.
With a good aerioli sauce. Yummers.

Do they sell Fry-Daddys over there?
Good question but Oett does have a deep fryer. I think we have used it solely for pommes frites.

Looking back now at my TV dinner eating youth...I wonder what I would have thought of this? Pretty sure I would have hated it.


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Does the beef actually have 73 stamped on it or is this just more misleading packaging?
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Wed May 29, 2019 8:37 pm

scream ale wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 3:43 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 7:59 am
mistah willies wrote:
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With a good aerioli sauce. Yummers.

Do they sell Fry-Daddys over there?
Good question but Oett does have a deep fryer. I think we have used it solely for pommes frites.

Looking back now at my TV dinner eating youth...I wonder what I would have thought of this? Pretty sure I would have hated it.


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Does the beef actually have 73 stamped on it or is this just more misleading packaging?
So many different answers one could use for 73 on a piece of strange meat.

It's a part number.
It's how many licks to get to the center.
It's a prisoner tattoo.
Is an expiration date.
It's the atomic weight of the food product.
It's how many chews it takes to eat.
It's the hat size one can make from the tin foil.
It's the number of the food dye/coloring agent.
It's the garment inspector's credential.
It's the fire brand of the horse hide.
It's the answer to life, the universe, and everything, plus 31.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Thu May 30, 2019 2:14 pm

My wife said, "It's 73% edible" and that might be accurate.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Thu May 30, 2019 2:45 pm

Maybe it's a rucky numbah.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by scream ale » Thu May 30, 2019 4:23 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 2:14 pm
My wife said, "It's 73% edible" and that might be accurate.
That's a high percentage considering that stuff looks worse than some pet food.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Badfellow » Thu May 30, 2019 7:43 pm

scream ale wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 4:23 pm
mistah willies wrote:
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My wife said, "It's 73% edible" and that might be accurate.
That's a high percentage considering that stuff looks worse than some pet food.
The prune/apricot compote is intended to assist you in shitting out the remaining 27% inedible ingredient content (modified cockroach starch, cthulu droppings, cement dust, etc.)

If you think the German-style TV dinner looks bad, just wait until you see the British food.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

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Maybe it's a rucky numbah.
Ho-Lee-Fuk, that's racist.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by oettinger » Fri May 31, 2019 11:46 am

That`s no späzzle!

And the egg-dogturd-compote... eww and you warm that up with rest of the crap-platter right? Eww eww eww

Btw it says international dinners. I want to see the vietnamese "family of five" box
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by scream ale » Fri May 31, 2019 4:40 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 7:43 pm
scream ale wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 4:23 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 2:14 pm
My wife said, "It's 73% edible" and that might be accurate.
That's a high percentage considering that stuff looks worse than some pet food.
The prune/apricot compote is intended to assist you in shitting out the remaining 27% inedible ingredient content (modified cockroach starch, cthulu droppings, cement dust, etc.)

If you think the German-style TV dinner looks bad, just wait until you see the British food.
Maybe they meant German-prison-style TV dinner?
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Fri May 31, 2019 8:45 pm

scream ale wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 4:40 pm
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Thu May 30, 2019 7:43 pm
scream ale wrote:
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That's a high percentage considering that stuff looks worse than some pet food.
The prune/apricot compote is intended to assist you in shitting out the remaining 27% inedible ingredient content (modified cockroach starch, cthulu droppings, cement dust, etc.)

If you think the German-style TV dinner looks bad, just wait until you see the British food.
Maybe they meant German-prison-style TV dinner?
Hmmm.

Herr Boyardeenenburgersteinengarten.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 31, 2019 8:52 pm

Reichsminister Boyardee approves this dinner for all loyal party members.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by oettinger » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:47 am

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Herr Boyardeenenburgersteinengarten.
bürger stein garten please. Grammar nazi here. Mein lieber Herr Willies
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Badfellow » Sat Jun 01, 2019 11:04 am

I'm changing my name to Arseloch Pendejo.
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by mistah willies » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:31 am

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Herr Boyardeenenburgersteinengarten.
bürger stein garten please. Grammar nazi here. Mein lieber Herr Willies
Ah, aufrichtige Entschuldigung, alter Junge. Deutsch klingt übrigens sexy, wenn es von einer flüsternden Frau gesprochen wird.

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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Post by Badfellow » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:25 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:31 am
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Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:47 am
mistah willies wrote:
Fri May 31, 2019 8:45 pm

Herr Boyardeenenburgersteinengarten.
bürger stein garten please. Grammar nazi here. Mein lieber Herr Willies
Ah, aufrichtige Entschuldigung, alter Junge. Deutsch klingt übrigens sexy, wenn es von einer flüsternden Frau gesprochen wird.
Would you pricks please quit speaking Klingon.
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