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Re: My New House

Post by scream ale » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:12 pm

That's the urinal. The sink is downstairs.
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Re: My New House

Post by Patchez » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:35 pm

Pro tip: Bidets can double as drinking fountains.
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Re: My New House

Post by mistah willies » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:09 am

Hey, I just found a round room with no urinals.

Is this some sort of punchline?

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Re: My New House

Post by Badfellow » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:00 am

mistah willies wrote:
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Hey, I just found a round room with no urinals.

Is this some sort of punchbowl?
In ancient Rome, they called it the pissatorium.
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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:02 am

Well, the joke is on you guys. I just called my contractor and told him that I also want a wet bar in every room, including the bathroom!

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Re: My New House

Post by Badfellow » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:04 am

The velvet painting of dogs playing poker is a nice touch.
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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:36 pm

I was thinking about adding a carousel on my front lawn where each little horse has a beer tap sprouting from the back of it's head. I'm not sure code enforcement will agree with this, although I promised them it will be fenced in with strict security, but am I going overboard here?

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Re: My New House

Post by oettinger » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:55 am

So far it looks like a double top trailer
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: My New House

Post by Badfellow » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:43 pm

The carousel idea is cool. Maybe replace the horses with razor sharp blades that whirl at random and loud speakers playing 80's heavy metal. And lots of toxic grunge laying around with mutant rattlers slithering in the junkyard and drinks so strong they eat a hole through steel.
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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:56 pm

My neighbors are going to love me!

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Re: My New House

Post by mistah willies » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:23 pm

Sammy wrote:
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My neighbors are going to love me!
I'll help you dig them up from your backyard to make sure.
Is that why you're known locally as Sammy Spade?

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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:19 pm

Actually, I'm known around town as "The Hammer", and that's not because I dance funny and wear funny clothes. And please, don't ask if you can touch this.

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Re: My New House

Post by Badfellow » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:59 pm

Sammy wrote:
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Actually, I'm known around town as "The Pudhammer", and that's not because I walk funny and wear a ball bra. I can knock out a grizzly bear with one swing of my massive genital bludgeon.
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Re: My New House

Post by mistah willies » Fri Sep 21, 2018 11:26 am

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:59 pm
Sammy wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:19 pm
Actually, I'm known around town as "The Pudhammer", and that's not because I walk funny and wear a ball bra. I can knock out a grizzly bear with one swing of my massive genital bludgeon.
Indeed.
Oddly enough, them Texan grizzlies he keeps in the back yard? Yeah, now there's cubs back there and the male ones are sporting wood that would make a donkey go Hee-Haw.

But you should see the golf links. Solid 9. Coming back on it the the other way has these keg taps in the tree trunks that you didn't notice the first pass.

Duuuude.

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Re: My New House

Post by Badfellow » Fri Sep 21, 2018 5:19 pm

Hey, I wants me a ranch in Texass. Not quite in the panhandle, maybe more toward the taintlands, but not as hot and itchy as Dallas/Ft. Worthless.

And we need dune buggies with machine guns. Or at very least golf carts with shotguns and liquor. And prostitutes. Let's not forget the crack whores. Mucho crack whores.
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