My New House

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Re: My New House

Post by scream ale » Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:06 pm

Golf carts with shotguns and liquor might actually make a golfer out of me.
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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:58 pm

scream ale wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:06 pm
Golf carts with shotguns and liquor might actually make a golfer out of me.

This can be done in TX.

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Re: My New House

Post by mistah willies » Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:59 pm

Sammy wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 7:58 pm
scream ale wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:06 pm
Golf carts with shotguns and liquor might actually make a golfer out of me.

This can be done in TX.
Count this here Drunkard Injun in as well.

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Re: My New House

Post by oettinger » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:04 am

I want to rebuild that bathroom-bar with the TV in my house
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: My New House

Post by Badfellow » Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:42 am

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Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:04 am
I want to rebuild that bathroom-bar with the TV in my house
That's... different.
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Re: My New House

Post by mistah willies » Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:18 am

Badfellow wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:42 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:04 am
I want to rebuild that bathroom-bar with the TV in my house
That's... different.
... And the motorized porta-potties are a bit over the top. I mean, due to the lift kit, I almost got scalped in the liquor drive-thru.

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Re: My New House

Post by scream ale » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:51 pm

Motorized porta potties are the wave of the future. The next big thing in waste.
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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:00 pm

I actually scheduled a mover for October 15th because the lawyers said they'd be ready to close this week. Maybe my threat to walk away had something to do with that but the Contractors are excited too.

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Re: My New House

Post by mistah willies » Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:39 pm

Sammy wrote:
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I actually scheduled a mover for October 15th because the lawyers said they'd be ready to close this week. Maybe my threat to walk away had something to do with that but the Contractors are excited too.
All kidding aside, that's friggin proper. Walk with purpose.

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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:59 pm

Well, the closing is now October 17th. Lawyers pinky swear. I am taking them at their word, so I had the utilities switched to my name as of that date. But I had to put up a security deposit for the electric due to my last minute decision to have a ferris wheel installed in my backyard. Apparently, the electric company felt that was over the top and doubted my ability to pay.

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Re: My New House

Post by mistah willies » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:55 pm

Ferris wheel? Nice.
Your place must be a Drunkard's paradise

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Re: My New House

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:29 am

I have no drunken idea what your guys are talking about. Thumbs up from me cause I am drinking
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:50 pm

I'd like to report that Sammy is firmly entrenched in his new domicile. Ferris wheel? Check. Wet bar? Check. Land mines and German guard dogs? Check.

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Re: My New House

Post by scream ale » Tue Oct 23, 2018 6:56 pm

Sammy wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:59 pm
Well, the closing is now October 17th. Lawyers pinky swear. I am taking them at their word, so I had the utilities switched to my name as of that date. But I had to put up a security deposit for the electric due to my last minute decision to have a ferris wheel installed in my backyard. Apparently, the electric company felt that was over the top and doubted my ability to pay.

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Re: My New House

Post by Sammy » Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:16 pm

Sammy is cranking generally disagreeable music to this neighborhood. Fortunately, Sammy's house is well insulated. Or maybe the neighbors noticed the movers humping that gun safe in. Who knows? Fuck them. They need to deal with ME! I feel sorry for them. I am here to stay and surrender is unacceptable.

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