God damn stink bugs

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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by buzzsaw » Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:46 pm

Odor is like a moth ball but more potent and sour. Anything it touches smells like it. They hide in dark crevices. I may very well have to set off a bug bomb in here, just hate getting that shit on all my stuff, but it may be the only way

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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by mistah willies » Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:30 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:41 pm
Drink enough liquor and you won't give two tin shits about the stink bugs. Or anything else.
Saw what you did there.
(Been drinking, but no apologies)

True: The Pub is about things involving DRINK, or somehow related to DRINK in any way possible...

Coupla days from now, this thread will be transferred to a different section of our MDM forum that is dedicated to topics that don't overtly involve Almighty booze.

Not Booze Related

Absolutely no Malort directed to you, sir buzzsaw.

Now, do stink bugs gravitate to little cups of cheap beer throughout the place? My grandma did that for slugs in her veggie garden. She called it a happy soak.

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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by Rye and Coke » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 pm

While the thread is still here...

goddamn, those things infuriate me. I don't know about bug bombs cause they tend to be pretty immune to the damn things. To bring it around to drinking, I grill a lot and when I grill I drink. I sometimes forget to close the screen door behind me, as drunks are wont to do, and the buggers follow behind me like street urchins sneaking into a movie theater for free.

All I can think is keep your lights off (they're attracted to light) and open and close your door quickly.

god damn stink bugs
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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by buzzsaw » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:44 am

Rye and Coke wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:59 pm
While the thread is still here...

goddamn, those things infuriate me. I don't know about bug bombs cause they tend to be pretty immune to the damn things. To bring it around to drinking, I grill a lot and when I grill I drink. I sometimes forget to close the screen door behind me, as drunks are wont to do, and the buggers follow behind me like street urchins sneaking into a movie theater for free.

All I can think is keep your lights off (they'roue attracted to light) and open and close your door quickly.

god damn stink bugs
Love this. You'd be surprised when one of these little bastards goes kamakazi (even without a light souce). As far as my grill is concerned, i grill the fatty meats just for my weekend until my Coq Au Vin is ready

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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by scream ale » Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:45 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:30 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:41 pm
Drink enough liquor and you won't give two tin shits about the stink bugs. Or anything else.
Saw what you did there.
(Been drinking, but no apologies)

True: The Pub is about things involving DRINK, or somehow related to DRINK in any way possible...

Coupla days from now, this thread will be transferred to a different section of our MDM forum that is dedicated to topics that don't overtly involve Almighty booze.

Not Booze Related

Absolutely no Malort directed to you, sir buzzsaw.

Now, do stink bugs gravitate to little cups of cheap beer throughout the place? My grandma did that for slugs in her veggie garden. She called it a happy soak.
The stink bugs are stealing his beers!
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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by mistah willies » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:56 am

scream ale wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 6:45 pm
mistah willies wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:30 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:41 pm
Drink enough liquor and you won't give two tin shits about the stink bugs. Or anything else.
...do stink bugs gravitate to little cups of cheap beer throughout the place? My grandma did that for slugs in her veggie garden. She called it a happy soak.
The stink bugs are stealing his beers!
Oh, I can't afford to let a drop go to waste me laddie. That's why I asked if anyone else knew.

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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:41 pm

We got an old lithuanian stink bug here for four days.
What I hate most is when they stick in your hair, eww. I tried to kill them with bath cleaner once, god fucking lord, they enjoyed it
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: God damn stink bugs

Post by Badfellow » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:17 pm

Samuel L. Jackson wrote:Muthafuckin stink bugs on a muthafuckin plane.
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