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Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:45 am
mistah willies wrote: ↑ Thu Mar 28, 2019 7:57 am
Bear and Rabbit are taking a poop in the woods. Bear calls out to Rabbit, "Hey Rabbit! You ever get shit stuck in your fur?"
Rabbit says, "No. That's sad." So Bear grabs Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.
What I'm saying is, that which don't kill you weakens you greatly. You almost died.
Dude, uncanny! I was one dangling synapse away from posting that very same joke but figured it was too corny for the avant garde poop crowd.
iPOOP! Question of the Day: how do you deal with the metaphysical angst of running out of toilet paper?
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mistah willies
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by mistah willies » Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:34 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:45 am
Dude, uncanny! I was one dangling synapse away from posting that very same joke but figured it was too corny for the avant garde poop crowd.
iPOOP! Question of the Day: how do you deal with the metaphysical angst of running out of toilet paper?
Randomly selected replies will receive an official iPOOP! cardboard chamber pot.
¡unCanny! Now if only there was a giant who knew about such tissues as these. Taco Hell?
oettinger
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by oettinger » Fri Mar 29, 2019 11:35 am
Feel safer knowing you can still use socks and undies
Drink!
oettinger
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by oettinger » Sun Mar 31, 2019 4:39 am
I took two dumps today. Those who eat a lot dump a lot they say.
If I was a scot I`d like to be named Sir Shitalot and be member of the roundtable in Castle Cumalot in the mountains of Drinkalot
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:43 am
oettinger wrote: ↑ Sun Mar 31, 2019 4:39 am
I took two dumps today. Those who eat a lot dump a lot they say.
If I was a scot I`d like to be named Sir Shitalot and be member of the roundtable in Castle Cumalot in the mountains of Drinkalot
Sorry, iPOOP! can't help when your brains turn to shit.
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