Attack of the Bots Thread

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Re: New Bots

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They need to come out with bots that at least try to respond.
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Re: New Bots

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Totally frig around with the ones that have those rambling lengthy posts (like the illicit sex and garlic's one). Those have spawned some great conversations among us.
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Re: New Bots

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Ai is gonna destroy us all. :<
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Re: New Bots

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Maybe they have their own forum that we can spam back?!





No? Okay then, just a thought
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Re: New Bots

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Oh, they have their own forum but it's deep web shit and they're all laughing at you behind your front butts.

Anyone remember bluebottle? It was pure entertainment when he would converse with bots, back when they were obsessed with russian brides and WOW gold.
He got one of them to admit: "Bluebottle is the shit in Ma'Ghar."
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Re: New Bots

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri May 18, 2018 5:18 pm
Oh, they have their own forum but it's deep web shit and they're all laughing at you behind your front butts.

Anyone remember bluebottle? It was pure entertainment when he would converse with bots, back when they were obsessed with russian brides and WOW gold.
He got one of them to admit: "Bluebottle is the shit in Ma'Ghar."
I remember Bluebottle, wasn`t he like living a punkrock lifestyle? Never talked to him sadly
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Re: New Bots

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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 19, 2018 7:03 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri May 18, 2018 5:18 pm
Oh, they have their own forum but it's deep web shit and they're all laughing at you behind your front butts.

Anyone remember bluebottle? It was pure entertainment when he would converse with bots, back when they were obsessed with russian brides and WOW gold.
He got one of them to admit: "Bluebottle is the shit in Ma'Ghar."
I remember Bluebottle, wasn`t he like living a punkrock lifestyle? Never talked to him sadly
I spoke with him via telephony device. Bluebottle is a fellow Injun, and Padraig recommended that I PM the dude.
Last seen on the board a year or so ago, and last chatted with him about two years ago. He was working his way around the country, pearl diving and such to get another bottle. I friggin miss that life style.

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This is actually very interesting...how DO bots get in here?

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I mean, I'd get it if our site and adjacent magazine represented some type of easy-to-pin-down and traditional demographic. But we're simply a small band of happy degenerates...who would want to advertise to us? I guess with the sports results, it's Big Beer, but still...just seems weird to me.

I dunno, maybe I'm just drunk... I created a Manhattan with very young Rye whiskey (less than 2 years old), sweet vermouth and orange bitters. I don't know what to call it. I don't even know if it's original.

It's bright and citric with an orange flavor on the back end...

Maybe I'll call it, A Morning in Manhattan or a Manhattan Morning


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Re: This is actually very interesting...how DO bots get in here?

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They're usually not trying to market anything. Rather, they are building links with keywords for pages that they want to rank well on the search engines for those keywords.

And I agree that "Manhattan Morning" has a nice ring to it.
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Re: This is actually very interesting...how DO bots get in here?

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Still working on an algorithm that will get these bots drunk and make them turn upon their evil Chinese masters.
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Re: This is actually very interesting...how DO bots get in here?

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Is this why I had to try logging on a half dozen times? To defy the bots?

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Re: This is actually very interesting...how DO bots get in here?

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Had to kill a bot just yesterday. I used to enjoy killing bots, but now I feel nothing.
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Re: This is actually very interesting...how DO bots get in here?

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Sammy wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:42 am
Is this why I had to try logging on a half dozen times? To defy the bots?
Apologies for any inconveniences logging in, but yes, it's an extra security measure to keep the zombies outside the perimeter.
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Re: This is actually very interesting...how DO bots get in here?

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Bots are like the ticks from los alamo, once they`re gone (programmed) they`re hard to catch
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