I say that I'm going to make my own salsa every year but never do. My buddy was saying his stepmom in Texas does it all the time and that the one thing she doesn't grow herself are the onions.Savage wrote:Been here a long time. Posted way much, even lots more than it looks like due to system failures. So, I say, it is time for salsa in the jar,( or homemade, if you are not a lazy bitch) with skinny chips, That's what I say. Salsa has all those fruit and veggie type vitamins. Plus, it is so Californican. And it is pretty and it goes nice with meat and beans and cheese and tortillas, and all the good food right-thinking Californicans love. Plus, it is spicy. Which wakes someone up, if they have been sleeping. So, good. Add some refried beans, so your colon can say "Hi!"
Beans, beans, the magical fruit. Post it here!
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You crave what you crave because you have a need. I have been craving the salsa because I have not been eating the fruits and the veggies. Also, I have been fainting and falling down stairs, because I need salt, which is why I put so much salt on my corn on the cob tonight. Now, the bourbon crave, that is a different matter. You see, it is all so scientific. But so easy to distill (love that word) to an easily understood declaration.
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you should drink dirty martinis, they're salty
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Re: BEANS!
Cheers! My burrito had beans today!
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Great find!
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This is a genius post.ThirstyDrunk wrote:BURBEANS!!!!!!
Bur, you know what you've got to do now.
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One day the whole of world will join in heartfelt "FUCKIN' BUR" and we will leave better earth for our children for it.
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That is the most beautifiul thing i ever heardBur wrote:One day the whole of world will join in heartfelt "FUCKIN' BUR" and we will leave better earth for our children for it.
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Re: BEANS!
This phrase needs its own song or something, man.
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We are going to serve beans, from the can, with Grumpy's BBQ sauce, on Memorial Day, to my Daddy. Because my tore up hand cannot make the dried ones. I feel so tacky. I am typing this with my two forefingers.
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Candy? Oh I got candy. I'm overstocked on fun size Snickers and 3 Musketeers, if you like those. I also sell nostalgia candies too. Oh I got candy cigarettes! They're illegal in some places.Savage wrote: Express your love for my efforts! Send me candy!
I love mailing candy to drunks, ask anyone. I even use candy as packing material for booze and more candy!
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