Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Sat Feb 10, 2024 5:13 am

Weekly Germany BK tasty burger choice. Would you rather....? I'm going with the second choice.

Banana and egg burger? (with tomato)

OR......

Fish sticks and apple sauce burger?

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/german- ... 582-0-5584

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:45 am

Gimme a luke warm bun without topping please

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Sat Feb 10, 2024 3:31 pm

The first one would be just fine without the nanner. Good lord.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:44 am

^ ^ ^ Yeah I really can't think of a time when adding bananas to something made it better.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:33 am

Okay you wacky drunkards. What is your drunk German BK choice for this week? Would you rather....

Cucumber and jelly burger?

OR... (Why do Germans put cucumbers on everything?)

Whip cream and gherkins burger? (tiny pickle?)

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:31 am

Cream and pickles easily

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:46 am

Talk about wartime atrocities.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 12:37 pm

WWII burger king was the best

DrunkinEurope · Post by **DrunkinEurope** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 3:44 pm

There's a reason German cuisine is not popular. They just continue committing crimes against humanity, now via Burger King.

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:34 pm

Each one of those burgers needs to be put on trial in Nuremberg.

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Fri Feb 23, 2024 7:59 pm

It's like they put the holocaust on a sesame seed bun. And tried to bury it in cucumbers.

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:56 am

I heard the Goebbels- er, I mean- the Gurke & Marmalade burger took a cyanide pill and was found dead in it’s cell.

Nausea · Post by **Nausea** » Sat Feb 24, 2024 2:18 pm

The Devil's menu is your choice of one of those burgers, paired with a nice bottle of Malört, which you have to finish unless you want to get raped by flames.

Hey, it could be worse (like having to look at Oettinger naked for eternity).

Post by **Badfellow** » Sat Feb 24, 2024 3:17 pm

The War Crime Whopper: topped with barbed wire, poison gas, grilled panzer and a special death camp sauce.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:02 am

More BK war crimes from Deutschland, drunkards! Would you rather.....

Bratwurst Nutella burger?

OR.....

Currywurst (yes Germans eat curry ketchup on some of their their wursts) with some effed up looking fish burger?

https://dailyhive.com/vancouver/german- ... 582-0-5584

Uh Nutella burger for the win. Or maybe I'd rather a bullet in the head.

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