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I Roll naked in bacon grease and climb into the grizzly compound at the local zoo
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Wear a T-shirt depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a homosexually-compromised position around Iran.
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*Getting locked into a Kevlar sleeping bag with a wolverine, a honey badger and a skunk, then getting tossed down the stairs at Machu Pichu.


*Death by Zima enema.


*Jumping into a one million liter vat of sauerkraut... with no bratwurst.
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Grab Donald Trump by the pussy and chop the balls off of it with a katana in front of the Secret Service.

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Death by snu snu!
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Maybe it is me, but I insist on suicide being sex-related. Instead of hanging myself, i'll ambitiously attempt the auto-erotic asphyxia without the necessary "buddy" to observe for safety reasons. Instead of death by a thousand cuts what about a thousand wanks? Admittedly i'm not sure I have the stamina for such an act, but damn it i'll die trying!
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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:00 am
...Instead of death by a thousand cuts what about a thousand wanks? Admittedly i'm not sure I have the stamina for such an act, but damn it i'll die trying!
That's where you'd want to hire a particularly attractive nurse to administer the wankings. Think of it as a form of assisted, asphixiatory, auto-erotic euthanasia.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:30 pm
TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:00 am
...Instead of death by a thousand cuts what about a thousand wanks? Admittedly i'm not sure I have the stamina for such an act, but damn it i'll die trying!
That's where you'd want to hire a particularly attractive nurse to administer the wankings. Think of it as a form of assisted, asphixiatory, auto-erotic euthanasia.
Someone contact the Swiss, they'll have these facilities up in no time. Talk about going out in a bang!
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I'm going with slow suicide - decades of excessive smoking and drinking, bad dietary choices, and poor judgement of sex partners.
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Douglas Adams wrote:
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a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.”
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Jun 25, 2020 8:59 am
I'm going with slow suicide - decades of excessive smoking and drinking, bad dietary choices, and poor judgement of sex partners.
It's refreshing to know I'm on the right path! Cheers!
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Eat pop rocks while drinking a soda.

Eat gas station fugu sashimi.
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Scuba dive into a blue wale`s mouth
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^ ^ ^ Nah that's too easy. Scuba dive into a whale's blow hole. And then get blasted out again.
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Screm Allahu Akbar and blow yourself up with a firecracker
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