Well if you all don't want Chef Boyardee, you can always resort to these:
Had to resurrect this one. It's been awhile.
chef boyardee chicken alfredo
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Those are abominations. Kill them with fire.
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That christmas tinner is horrifying. It's like they scraped all of the forgotten bits of food off countless dinner plates and compacted it all in a can.
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Those are jokes by comparison. You want real horror this Hallowday season?
Try:
Gov't. Potted Pork
with juices
Pork so greasy, they couldn't fit it in a barrel. So they put it in a can!
Try:
Gov't. Potted Pork
with juices
Pork so greasy, they couldn't fit it in a barrel. So they put it in a can!
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Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
And you haven't? The leftover's are why we make so much. If I thought I could pressure can the leftovers and they wouldn't suck, I would.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:55 pmThat christmas tinner is horrifying. It's like they scraped all of the forgotten bits of food off countless dinner plates and compacted it all in a can.
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^^^ Got me there. I'm guilty of making concoctions made of several kinds leftovers. I think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.
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I`ll sadly have to scratch you off the travel to mars project nowscream ale wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:49 amI think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.
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Gimme another chance man! I know I can do it!oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:36 amI`ll sadly have to scratch you off the travel to mars project nowscream ale wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:49 amI think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.
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Some parsley on the side. Imagine you`re a cat.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 2:52 pmGimme another chance man! I know I can do it!oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:36 amI`ll sadly have to scratch you off the travel to mars project nowscream ale wrote: ↑Thu Oct 31, 2019 11:49 amI think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.
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I'm in. Canned food, cats, parsley, windows, chairs. As long as there's space bourbon I'll be ok.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Nov 01, 2019 9:16 pmSome parsley on the side. Imagine you`re a cat.
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Yeah really. Sounds nicer than a day spa.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Nov 02, 2019 5:41 pmI'm in. Canned food, cats, parsley, windows, chairs. As long as there's space bourbon I'll be ok.
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My question is how to reheat it. All that crap just melds together? Ewwww.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:55 pmThat christmas tinner is horrifying. It's like they scraped all of the forgotten bits of food off countless dinner plates and compacted it all in a can.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Not. And thank god the nutritional value is listed at the bottom of the can so you can be health conscious.
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So it's beans, a massive hot dog, some random round food-ish ham slice shaped object and a cup of tea? That is a can full of nutrition right there.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Nov 03, 2019 3:44 amMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Not. And thank god the nutritional value is listed at the bottom of the can so you can be health conscious.