chef boyardee chicken alfredo

[Artful Drunktective]

Well if you all don't want Chef Boyardee, you can always resort to these:

Had to resurrect this one. It's been awhile.

[Nausea]

Those are abominations. Kill them with fire.

[scream ale]

That christmas tinner is horrifying. It's like they scraped all of the forgotten bits of food off countless dinner plates and compacted it all in a can.

[Badfellow]

Those are jokes by comparison. You want real horror this Hallowday season?

Try:
Gov't. Potted Pork
with juices

Pork so greasy, they couldn't fit it in a barrel. So they put it in a can!

[Patchez]

That christmas tinner is horrifying. It's like they scraped all of the forgotten bits of food off countless dinner plates and compacted it all in a can.

And you haven't? The leftover's are why we make so much. If I thought I could pressure can the leftovers and they wouldn't suck, I would.

[scream ale]

^^^ Got me there. I'm guilty of making concoctions made of several kinds leftovers. I think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.

[oettinger]

I think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.

I`ll sadly have to scratch you off the travel to mars project now

[scream ale]

I think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.

I`ll sadly have to scratch you off the travel to mars project now

Gimme another chance man! I know I can do it!

[oettinger]

I think it's the can shape that makes it unappealing to me.

I`ll sadly have to scratch you off the travel to mars project now

Gimme another chance man! I know I can do it!

Some parsley on the side. Imagine you`re a cat.
Last chance, we are booking window seats

[scream ale]

I`ll sadly have to scratch you off the travel to mars project now

Gimme another chance man! I know I can do it!

Some parsley on the side. Imagine you`re a cat.
Last chance, we are booking window seats

I'm in. Canned food, cats, parsley, windows, chairs. As long as there's space bourbon I'll be ok.

[Artful Drunktective]

Gimme another chance man! I know I can do it!

Some parsley on the side. Imagine you`re a cat.
Last chance, we are booking window seats

I'm in. Canned food, cats, parsley, windows, chairs. As long as there's space bourbon I'll be ok.

Yeah really. Sounds nicer than a day spa.

[Artful Drunktective]

That christmas tinner is horrifying. It's like they scraped all of the forgotten bits of food off countless dinner plates and compacted it all in a can.

My question is how to reheat it. All that crap just melds together? Ewwww.

[Artful Drunktective]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Not. And thank god the nutritional value is listed at the bottom of the can so you can be health conscious.

[scream ale]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Not. And thank god the nutritional value is listed at the bottom of the can so you can be health conscious.

So it's beans, a massive hot dog, some random round food-ish ham slice shaped object and a cup of tea? That is a can full of nutrition right there.

[oettinger]

I bet you`ll get yellow poo from that