chef boyardee chicken alfredo

[scream ale]

I bet you`ll get yellow poo from that

I bet that'll be the least of your problems if you eat that with any kind of regularity.

[oettinger]

I bet you`ll get yellow poo from that

I bet that'll be the least of your problems if you eat that with any kind of regularity.

Doctor something`s wrong, there`s pee in my blood everytime I hit the bathroom

[scream ale]

That can of creamed possum can't possibly be real.

[Nausea]

That can of creamed possum can't possibly be real.

I've had it and it's fantastic.

[scream ale]

That can of creamed possum can't possibly be real.

I've had it and it's fantastic.

Gotta be the Kentucky Deluxe talking.

[Nausea]

Oh man. I had a dream (nightmare) a few nights ago about that creamed possum. I actually tasted it in the dream, and it was terrible, of course.

I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth to no avail.

[scream ale]

Oh man. I had a dream (nightmare) a few nights ago about that creamed possum. I actually tasted it in the dream, and it was terrible, of course.

I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth to no avail.

That is one fucked up dream. But interesting as it's one of the first times I've heard of anyone tasting something in their dream. What's the closest thing you would compare the possum to?

[Nausea]

Well, I don't remember it that well. I know that I tasted it in the dream, but I've completely forgotten what it was like.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^Bleeecchhh. Like roadkill in cream sauce.

[mistah willies]

^ ^ ^
You know, chipped beaver slow simmered in Possum cream counteracts the bitterness. Possums subsist on Gum Bushes because they tend to get stuck in them anyway, and gum bushes aren't tasty unless you blanch the stalks first with muskrat entrails.

Also, you can't blow bubbles with gum bush gum. It's just chewy.

For the vegetablarians amongst you-all, instead of creamed possum, try the ground toenail dust thickener sauce along with tofu what's been sizzled on the engine block of a '1972 Chevy stepside pick-up truck. The leaky oil valves add to the smokiness and deliver a deeelightful tang. 20-40 weight is best.

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[Badfellow]

Chef Boyardee Possum Alfredo.

[scream ale]

Chef Boyardee Possum Alfredo.

Pretty sure the 'meatballs' in the spaghettios are made of possum.

[Badfellow]

Chef Boyardee Possum Alfredo.

Pretty sure the 'meatballs' in the spaghettios are made of possum.

They can use up to 49% sawdust as filler and still legally call it a meatball.

I wonder what Bill Murray would have to say about this?

[oettinger]

Hmm sawdust alfredo

[Artful Drunktective]

This is by far the worst I've seen. Russian Herring. I'll take possum and sawdust meatballs any day.