How old are you
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- Hooch Hound
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Re: Burning question:
i havent been a day over 25 for at least a decade, probably more.
- Savage
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Re: Burning question:
I think I'm going to start telling people I'm 75. Of course, I will be sooo pissed if they believe me.
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- Hooch Hound
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Re: Burning question:
75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
- JimLahey
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Re: Burning question:
Swirly... you're too generous.swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
- Savage
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Re: Burning question:
Thanks, hon. But the jewelry and the silver is already promised to my daughters.swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
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Re: Burning question:
I was going to ask about the bourbon, but I figured that there won't be that much left around anyways.Savage wrote:Thanks, hon. But the jewelry and the silver is already promised to my daughters.swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
- Savage
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Re: Burning question:
You never know. Many years after my grandaddy passed on, and my grandmother passed on, and my elderly parents decided to move to Washington, mom gave us an old bottle of Jack that was 90 proof, from grandaddy's old stash. Of course, she also gave us some Rose's lime juice that had never benn opened, but was brown.Bur wrote:I was going to ask about the bourbon, but I figured that there won't be that much left around anyways.Savage wrote:Thanks, hon. But the jewelry and the silver is already promised to my daughters.swirly_commode wrote:75?
cmon, you cant be a day over 68....
you look great for your age
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- Hooch Hound
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Re: Burning question:
who wants silver?
i just want whatever beer is in your fridge
i just want whatever beer is in your fridge
- Savage
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Re: Burning question:
The beer is not in the fridge. It's on the counter. A couple of Buds and several Coronas. We don't drink as much beer as we used to. Beer makes old folks fart.
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Re: Burning question:
swirly_commode wrote:who wants silver?
i just want whatever beer is in your fridge
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Burning question:
Savage wrote:The beer is not in the fridge. It's on the counter. A couple of Buds and several Coronas. We don't drink as much beer as we used to. Beer makes old folks fart.
More than 2 beers gives me the shits the next day, every time. I have to just stick to mostly liquor. Maybe I should reconsider how old I feel...
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
- peetie44
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Re: Burning question:
I'll be 59yo on July 2 and don't feel a day older than 57.
My liver, however, turned 102 yesterday...
My liver, however, turned 102 yesterday...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Burning question:
my i.d. says i'm 38.
when i wake up in the morning, i feel about 52.
by the time i leave the house, i'm usually down to about 45. maybe 40 on the weekend.
after about 2 drinks, i'm at 38. i'd say i lose about a year a drink for the next 12. then about 2 years a drink until i'm gurgling and sitting in my own poo.
when i wake up in the morning, i feel about 52.
by the time i leave the house, i'm usually down to about 45. maybe 40 on the weekend.
after about 2 drinks, i'm at 38. i'd say i lose about a year a drink for the next 12. then about 2 years a drink until i'm gurgling and sitting in my own poo.
Stupid should hurt.
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- nic the chick
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Re: Burning question:
most of the time, i feel 12.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
~anonymous
~anonymous
- Savage
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Re: Burning question:
Well, did you throw it a party?peetie44 wrote:I'll be 59yo on July 2 and don't feel a day older than 57.
My liver, however, turned 102 yesterday...
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