Sadly, she did not join the likes of George Burns who looked more like a cigar smoking chimpanzee by the time he bought the farm.
I will miss Betty White’s dirty mouth. Rest In Peace, you frisky broad.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
It may have been Dear Booze's attempt to write pop music that did her in.
Or someone jinxed the shit out of her.
Or someone jinxed the shit out of her.
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!
I honestly thought John Madden died twenty years ago.
He gives us all hope that we can die of old age instead of heart disease. For this John we thank you!
He gives us all hope that we can die of old age instead of heart disease. For this John we thank you!
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!
Might not have been old age. Could have been years of Tinactin abuse that did him in.
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!
The confusion is quite understandable as it was his soul that died twenty years ago. Whether the transaction was with the Prince of Darkness or the NFL is largely a matter of detail.TheDrunkardAnglo wrote: ↑Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:24 pmI honestly thought John Madden died twenty years ago.
It was when I caught John freebasing the stuff at a Super Bowl party that I knew he had a problem. There is nothing so depraved as a man in the depths of a Tinactin binge.scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:27 pmMight not have been old age. Could have been years of Tinactin abuse that did him in.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
DEATH TO WHITES!
that should appease the George Floyd crowd.
that should appease the George Floyd crowd.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Betty White is Dead.
Not enough hangover ThirstyThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:58 amDEATH TO WHITES!
that should appease the George Floyd crowd.
Drink!
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
Don’t call whitey, Betty
Don’t call Betty, whitey
Don’t call Betty, whitey
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
she woulda been fun drunk or probably was
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Bob Saget is dead!!!
People are dropping like flies!
First John Madden, and now beloved star of Full House and host of America’s Funniest Home Videos Bob Saget has passed away at the age of 65. Despite his clean cut image as a comedian, Bob loved to tell dirty jokes and use swear words such as "cock", "shit" and "fuck".
Here’s a quote pulled from some random bullshit posted online:
First John Madden, and now beloved star of Full House and host of America’s Funniest Home Videos Bob Saget has passed away at the age of 65. Despite his clean cut image as a comedian, Bob loved to tell dirty jokes and use swear words such as "cock", "shit" and "fuck".
Here’s a quote pulled from some random bullshit posted online:
Yep. Dead. Bummer. We’re all gonna die.whatever wrote: Best known for Full House, America's Funniest Home Videos and Entourage, Saget had a notable cameo in Half Baked in 1998. During a drug rehab meeting, Thurgood (Dave Chappelle) says he’s addicted to marijuana, Saget stands up and declares: “Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. That’s an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?” Thurgood thinks for a few seconds: “No, I can’t say I have.” Saget mutters as he sits down: “I didn’t think so.”
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
With the death of Betty White my sexual phantasies go nowhere now.
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Meat Loaf is dead!!!
To be honest I thought he died 10 years ago.
Anyway
RIP!
Anyway
RIP!
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Re: Meat Loaf is dead!!!
I did not know that guy was in his 70's. Goddamn.
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Re: Meat Loaf is dead!!!
Worst stage name ever. Should have called his back-up band the Mashed Potatoes. And all of his music sounds like Billy Joel on meth. He will always be remembered as the tour bus driver in Spice Girls: The Movie. Rest In Peace.
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