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Rate my drunken doodoo
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Jimmy Lester {RIP}
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
I clicked on this because I thought, maybe, we could post pictures of our drunken turds and then take turns commenting on them. Bummer!
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
Solid liquid squid, all countsJimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 9:05 pmI clicked on this because I thought, maybe, we could post pictures of our drunken turds and then take turns commenting on them. Bummer!
Fuck!
Drink!
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Badfellow
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
You’re going to Hollywood!
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Badfellow
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
Dear Booze was a finalist on America’s Got Turds last season.
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
Obama applauds you.
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
Pics or it didn't happen
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Badfellow
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
I will rate your drunken doodoo as follows:
Viscosity: 2
Wheregofortuitness: 10
Toilet paper: sweatpants
Love of Schwarzenegger films: 9
Smell: teen spirit
Weekday vodka index: 0
Weekend vodka index: 140
Crap thread rating: subjective
Viscosity: 2
Wheregofortuitness: 10
Toilet paper: sweatpants
Love of Schwarzenegger films: 9
Smell: teen spirit
Weekday vodka index: 0
Weekend vodka index: 140
Crap thread rating: subjective
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Badfellow
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
Pics to prove to one’s self that it DID happen
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
I would also add you should weigh yourself before and after dropping the dook. Then we can not only see the length and girth but have an idea of density as well
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Rate my drunken doodoo
That`s because you down a sixer while on the hot seatscream ale wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 4:03 pmI've seen my weight go up a pound or two after unleashing the beast. Always confused me.
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