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UnkleLemmy
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

LuckyStrikes wrote:Sticks and stones

break many bones

liquor cures all

that hurt you
You sweet Muse!
Savage: "Unkle Lemmy looks just like his avatar, and that is hawt. Also, he sends me a crate of bourbon every month and for this, when I die, he will inherit my castle in Savagonia, and my 72 virgins. (They are all good boys, and very hard workers.)"

Rowdydrunk79
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Post by Rowdydrunk79 »

If there's pain
or dreay rain

Know the cure,
Whiskey for sure!

A dry day
long, undrunk night

Know the cure,
Whiskey for sure!

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thirsty4beer
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Post by thirsty4beer »

i'm not fussy

any alcohol please

that'll do me
mine's a pint

LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Bella's havin a party

Hot Friday night

Gonna be drinkin

everything in sight
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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CrunchyPissCrystals
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

'Big Flabby Buttocks'
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill

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One for the Frog
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Post by One for the Frog »

Father in law
has great fridge
full with beers
This I'll check
tonight, and tomorrow
I'm going there
to get pissed.
Visiting relatives? Yes!

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CrunchyPissCrystals
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

world of adhesives
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill

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CrunchyPissCrystals
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Post by CrunchyPissCrystals »

Inverse Trigonometric Integrals

taste like shit
"He has all of the virtues that I dislike, and none of the vices that I admire."
-Winston Churchill

LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

Couldn't help it.

let it die

I definitely tried

don't hit me

not the face!!
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

TARTANSPECIAL
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

Damn nearly dead
you revived it
show some shame
women women women :P
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

moriarty
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Post by moriarty »

This thread causes

undrunkenness in me

wishing it death
"Lost my car... Oh wait, there it is by that dumpster. " Bill Hicks

TARTANSPECIAL
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Post by TARTANSPECIAL »

LET IT DIE
LET IT DIE
LET IT DIE
beer, wine,voddie it don't get any better.

Cam L Toe
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Post by Cam L Toe »

Or maybe not?

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fdoosey
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Post by fdoosey »

We begin again...
http://www.sammichmen.com
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methfront: the man who wanted to steal a shopping cart of bowling balls and drop them from the back of a car down route 36 doesn't want to sow bitterness
fdoosey: No, he just wanted to have fun with a shopping cart of bowling balls.

LuckyStrikes
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Post by LuckyStrikes »

It was dormant

now it's alive

slowing rolling up

to 1000 posts
Voices tell me to buy the bigger bottle!

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