Jerome wrote:
Wingman: ahh, you must know I'm a Zen adept- always living in the moment and never in the past (or future), j/k......btw, just the other day I heard that coffee counter-balances well the effects of alc, very interesting to me, too since I also drink large amounts of it...(both (alc/coffee), underlaid with equally large quantities of water).
so learn about the past now, grasshopper! and remember, those who don't study the future are condemned to repeat the present.
yeah, coffee is fantastic. i've said for years it's the working drunkard's friend, but it's truly any drunkard's friend. lowest-calorie source of flavinoids out there, does great things for your liver and gut. and is a fine mixer in its own right.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.
Merciful Geezus, help me. A gifted fifth of Seagrams 7. God this this this excuse for booze is hard going down. I must remove it from my house. By 'remove', I mean 'drink'. Don't any of you do this to someone you care about, gifting swill. Ack.
"Please welcomce in all his diluted glory the man whose story writes itself not unlike mine who feveriously types awaiting his next sip before the whipping, anticiapation is making me want to strangle someone." ~whiskyprick
Whisky & pilsner...getting ready to drink some trappist bier.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
more bombay saphire and tonic have to get it all in before going to the land of no booze!! I bet there wouldn't be any terrorists if they just had a drink once and a while
"Somewhere in a lonely hotel room there's a guy starting to realize that eternal fate has turned its back on him . . . It's 2 a.m." - Golden Earring