GreatWhiteNortherner wrote:I'd like to disagree. Crown Royal has a distinct flavour, but a good one. It's actually a family favourite (that is, in mine) back in Ireland. They always stock up on it when they visit.
But I am no CC fan or Wisers fan anymore. And Alberta can keep its "Premium"....
Yeah, I'll agree that Crown is definitely the best we have to offer, but I won't say that's a compliment. I've never been a big fan of Rye really, so Canadian's aren't my favorite. I like my scotch, thanks.
Bundy wrote:"I say Rooster old bean! sally forth with another pair of pink gins for these jolly lovely gels and we'll see if they arent up for a spot of rumpy pumpy before we have to dash off and give Jerry another sound thrashing, what? Tally ho!"
Crown is the best whiskey to go with cigars but I never drink it otherwise. My favorite Canadian whisky is Pendleton because it tastes the most like bourbon.
Waaaay back in the day, a buddy of mine and I were drinking at a bar in Denver..
"What's that stuff on the bottom shelf? Sheep Dip? Want to do a shot?"
"Sure let's try it"
Two healthy pours, a toast, we drink..
I slam it down, and looking up with tears in my eyes, I see my buddy swallow, throw up the shot back into his mouth, and back down his throat..
THAT is the shot I would refuse, the double-quaff..
22:21 Thirsty i was too drunk to be high
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fiyah wrote:Waaaay back in the day, a buddy of mine and I were drinking at a bar in Denver..
"What's that stuff on the bottom shelf? Sheep Dip? Want to do a shot?"
"Sure let's try it"
Two healthy pours, a toast, we drink..
I slam it down, and looking up with tears in my eyes, I see my buddy swallow, throw up the shot back into his mouth, and back down his throat..
THAT is the shot I would refuse, the double-quaff..
I have done the same thing. goddamn it's gross, but must be done.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
Any drink handed to me from the hand of a man I couldn't trust,
I drink Royal Reserve, I drink shots, I don't want the taste, I want the the burn, I want the afterburners..
Frank Kelly Rich, Drunks in Space wrote:
SHEPARD: (rising unsteadily to his feet) All right, step back, motherfuckers! Big Al’s going to space! Sputnik, my ass! Here comes the goddamn USA, you commie bastards. Keep your filthy Bolshevik hands off our space monkeys.
Ozz wrote:Any drink handed to me from the hand of a man I couldn't trust,
That is the only time I have refused a drink. I was at a titty bar and this man was with this girl who kept showing me her tetas, after about twenty minuets of conversation they asked if I wanted to leave with them. I said no, we continued to talk, the man left and came back with drinks for him and her. She drank hers and then said she was ready to leave. He never took a sip of his, it was some type of mixed fruity drink, so he offered it to me and left. I took it but never drank it, just left it on the table. I didnt trust him, it just seemed odd to me to go get a drink and not drink it.
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
― Augusten Burroughs
I love these stories. You guys tell the funniest tales. My life is so boring.
I will outlive you, but at the end of it all, I will ask myself: Was it worth it?
