The say what's on your mind thread ....

[PinchePollacko]

Had a wierd introspective moment while smoking a cigarette and enjoying an Old Style on the porch. On the verge of getting married and thus having kids soon. Is my fantastic drunkard lifestyle at an end? Help me drunakrds!

[Fool Ishy]

Had a wierd introspective moment while smoking a cigarette and enjoying an Old Style on the porch. On the verge of getting married and thus having kids soon. Is my fantastic drunkard lifestyle at an end? Help me drunakrds!

Drunken answer... your life is over.

Deeper introspection requires I add that I have been through two marriages and two kids, yet I am still a drunk. So... maybe I'm wrong.

I also want to point out that that your "fantastic drunkard lifestyle" is merely a youthful discretion. As we get older in our drunkard lifestyles we realize there is little "fantastic" about it. We merely abide the grind of it all, much like our non-drunk counter-parts. Truth is, it is all rather reductionist in that the momentary joys out-weigh the existential angst of survival.

My point being... drink, enjoy, continue. Drink again, enjoy again, continue ad nauseum.

Marry her... see where it leads. It might be bliss. If not, there is always tomorrow... and the next drunk.

[Savage]

Had a wierd introspective moment while smoking a cigarette and enjoying an Old Style on the porch. On the verge of getting married and thus having kids soon. Is my fantastic drunkard lifestyle at an end? Help me drunakrds!

I married an old fart, gave birth to two children, have three step-children, have eight grandchildren from said children-step-children, saw a silver hair a while ago. So, in answer to your question: NO. Fantastic drunkard lifestyle has no end. They can pry my bourbon out of my cold, dead hand.

[JohnnyT]

Had a wierd introspective moment while smoking a cigarette and enjoying an Old Style on the porch. On the verge of getting married and thus having kids soon. Is my fantastic drunkard lifestyle at an end? Help me drunakrds!

Drunken answer... your life is over.

Deeper introspection requires I add that I have been through two marriages and two kids, yet I am still a drunk. So... maybe I'm wrong.

I also want to point out that that your "fantastic drunkard lifestyle" is merely a youthful discretion. As we get older in our drunkard lifestyles we realize there is little "fantastic" about it. We merely abide the grind of it all, much like our non-drunk counter-parts. Truth is, it is all rather reductionist in that the momentary joys out-weigh the existential angst of survival.

My point being... drink, enjoy, continue. Drink again, enjoy again, continue ad nauseum.

Marry her... see where it leads. It might be bliss. If not, there is always tomorrow... and the next drunk.

them are some damn wise words, Fool Ishy. I'll buy next round.

[tomodon]

Francis Rossi of shit band Status Quo gave David Cameron a bottle of his own distillery's whisky as a gift on getting elected. There's now another whisky to add to the Drunkard boycott.

[fiyah]

RYE!!

[Savage]

What I want to know is, where the hell is all the cheapass Rose's grenadine? Every damn store in these parts is out of it. All I need is 1/4 cup of it, to put in the Halloween punch mix. The real grenadine in the liquor cabinet, that we occasionally use for cocktails, simply won't do. It would discolor the technicolor-Disney-type punch I'm aiming for. We have little people coming over for Halloween, so we need this non-alcoholic brew. (The adults dump bourbon or champagne in their glasses, which are actually excellent skull mugs.) I guess I'll have to go with maraschino syrup. It's equally red, viley fake tasting, and should work.

[Mr Boozificator]

What I want to know is, where the hell is all the cheapass Rose's grenadine? Every damn store in these parts is out of it. All I need is 1/4 cup of it, to put in the Halloween punch mix. The real grenadine in the liquor cabinet, that we occasionally use for cocktails, simply won't do. It would discolor the technicolor-Disney-type punch I'm aiming for. We have little people coming over for Halloween, so we need this non-alcoholic brew. (The adults dump bourbon or champagne in their glasses, which are actually excellent skull mugs.) I guess I'll have to go with maraschino syrup. It's equally red, viley fake tasting, and should work.

This really looks like some fine party on its way. I love the skull-mug idea.

[fiyah]

This really looks like some fine party on its way. I love the skull-mug idea.

youre not getting into her daughter's pants.. so shaddup

[Shane-O-Matic]

On the third day of drinking, in the fifth or sixth pub, I asked for an Old Fashioned. So pleased was the bartender that I had ordered a real drink that I was charged only for the bourbon.

Frankly, the weekend took its toll, but it has to go on. Some dead cow and beer. That'll fix me good.

[Savage]

The only good dead cow is rare dead cow. My Queendom for a restaurant that understands that beef should still be bleeding.

[peetie44]

The only good dead cow is rare dead cow. My Queendom for a restaurant that understands that beef should still be bleeding.

Hear her, hear her!

[redshift]

Have the freaking day off tomorrow, just got home from work, popped the first can of PBR, life is good.

[liquoredgoat]

I had to return a fifth of Black Bottle to the store due to a defective seal. Out of spite, I exchanged it for a bottle of Bowmore Legend. I almost shelled out the extra $12 for Laphroiag. Almost.

[redshift]

I had to return a fifth of Black Bottle to the store due to a defective seal

I don't think I've ever returned a bottle of any alcoholic beverage. Ever.