Songs that piss you off
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Nearly everything other than heavy metal, if it isn’t terrifyingly fast guitars and lyrics glorifying asskicking, I don’t particularly care. Also the radio stations wont play anything good… ever.
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I think that's true no matter what your musical taste is.Booz Hell Hound wrote: Also the radio stations wont play anything good… ever.
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Bon Jovi's love songs/ballads are even worse.Shane's Dentist wrote:"Livin On A Prayer". Causes me to eject myself what whatever house or establishment i'm on when I hear it. Utter pish.
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Smatter Noguts wrote:"Piano Man"
See, Billy Joel is so cool that he gets everybody in the bar "feelin' alright" and has some fawning toady ask him "man, what are you doing here?" while he runs down the poor hopeless drunks trapped in thier pitiful jobs and miserable lives, who are like, just there to get a drink.
This song screams 'I'm an Arrogant Asshole' from start to finish.
Oh hell yeah. Hit that nail right on the head.
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Glad to take your word on them.lanternchikk wrote:Bon Jovi's love songs/ballads are even worse.Shane's Dentist wrote:"Livin On A Prayer". Causes me to eject myself what whatever house or establishment i'm on when I hear it. Utter pish.
I also detest that Journey song everybody sings, but they did have a song feature in Caddyshack, so they are spared from detailed abuse.
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As ever, I agree with Shane.Shane's Dentist wrote:Glad to take your word on them.lanternchikk wrote:Bon Jovi's love songs/ballads are even worse.Shane's Dentist wrote:"Livin On A Prayer". Causes me to eject myself what whatever house or establishment i'm on when I hear it. Utter pish.
I also detest that Journey song everybody sings, but they did have a song feature in Caddyshack, so they are spared from detailed abuse.
Also, let's tear the throat out of Billy Joel. Yeah, hear that music, this is our world without Billy Joel. Pleasant, isn't it?
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Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" is just a Springsteen song with a more positive hook, and Billy Joel should have been writing songs for Broadway, not pop radio. If you think of him in that context, he becomes more likable, actually.
I love rock'n'roll so much that there's so much I hate, I can't even get started.
I love rock'n'roll so much that there's so much I hate, I can't even get started.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOVc4TMjHpk
Because nobody has a fucking Heartlight. Because even a person who can occasionally appreciate hoakum for hoakum's sake, such as myself, is necessarily convulsed with hatred at the brazen soullessness of this three-ton steamer of a "song". Fuck you and your inexplicable renaissance, Neil. Fuck that bitch Caroline. Were it possible, I'd have spared the world music itself to save us from experiencing this horror.
It is pretty cool that he's grabbing his dick in front of all those women in the beginning though.
Because nobody has a fucking Heartlight. Because even a person who can occasionally appreciate hoakum for hoakum's sake, such as myself, is necessarily convulsed with hatred at the brazen soullessness of this three-ton steamer of a "song". Fuck you and your inexplicable renaissance, Neil. Fuck that bitch Caroline. Were it possible, I'd have spared the world music itself to save us from experiencing this horror.
It is pretty cool that he's grabbing his dick in front of all those women in the beginning though.
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Maybe I'm just a bitter asshole, but this song makes me fucking nauseous.
Maybe I'm just a bitter asshole, but this song makes me fucking nauseous.
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don't mean to hijack the thread, but this is the saddest song I have ever heard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2F9f2Cl6Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2F9f2Cl6Y
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He actually didn't want to record that song. I believe he called it a "morbid son of a bitch" and declared that no one would listen.JohnnyTequila wrote:don't mean to hijack the thread, but this is the saddest song I have ever heard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2F9f2Cl6Y
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The temptation to thread-jack this into a full-on Jones-out is great for me, but I'll just post this one, in honor of the board, and it's reason for being a board.JohnnyTequila wrote:don't mean to hijack the thread, but this is the saddest song I have ever heard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2F9f2Cl6Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2dSI_62ZwE
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"i'll drown all my worries or i'll teach em how to swim"....I fuckin love george jones
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That, and every other karaoke bar hit.Smatter Noguts wrote:"Piano Man"
See, Billy Joel is so cool that he gets everybody in the bar "feelin' alright" and has some fawning toady ask him "man, what are you doing here?" while he runs down the poor hopeless drunks trapped in thier pitiful jobs and miserable lives, who are like, just there to get a drink.
This song screams 'I'm an Arrogant Asshole' from start to finish.
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At the age of 30, I had to be one of the youngest people in the auditorium to see George a few years back when he came through town. Awesome show and man I love his songs.Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:The temptation to thread-jack this into a full-on Jones-out is great for me, but I'll just post this one, in honor of the board, and it's reason for being a board.JohnnyTequila wrote:don't mean to hijack the thread, but this is the saddest song I have ever heard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R2F9f2Cl6Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2dSI_62ZwE
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