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Re: Happy Halloween Suckas!
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Re: Happy Halloween Suckas!
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Re: Happy Halloween Suckas!
This day, anything goes ...
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Re: Happy Halloween Suckas!
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Okay, odd question, but
Does anyone here know where I can get my hands on a pig skeleton? I'm not worrying about a real one, plastic is fine for our purpose. We need one for our Halloween display, and the only ones I can find cost about 5-7 grand. (!) (WTF?)
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
Hmmm. You can buy styrophome plates and try to make your own... But that'd be tough! Sorry, no skeleton pigs on my end.
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
You can get a pig for less than 5-7 grand. They have skeletons inside.
So how do you get it out? Throw a pig roast party and collect the bones. Or if you really want to waste a hundred pounds of pork, take the pig into the back yard, apply kerosene, ignite, and repeat. It's going to be apain to put it all back together.
If you don't need it intact, talk to a butcher. Those boneless chops they sell leave a pile of bones behind. Cook a whole ham here, and some ribs there, and you might be able to assemble the rest.
Here's a link with some tips if you want to do a pig roast
http://cuban-christmas.com/pigroast.html
So how do you get it out? Throw a pig roast party and collect the bones. Or if you really want to waste a hundred pounds of pork, take the pig into the back yard, apply kerosene, ignite, and repeat. It's going to be apain to put it all back together.
If you don't need it intact, talk to a butcher. Those boneless chops they sell leave a pile of bones behind. Cook a whole ham here, and some ribs there, and you might be able to assemble the rest.
Here's a link with some tips if you want to do a pig roast
http://cuban-christmas.com/pigroast.html
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
Yeah, Grumpy suggested roasting a pig, but too many people I love are stinking vegetarians. Yeah, I know a lot of weirdos.
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
Do you have a freezer. You could end up with a year supply of pork bbq for sandwiches.
Re: Okay, odd question, but
Yes!
Step 1) Find Pig
Step 2) Slit Pig's throat
Step 3) Dress Pig down
Step 4) Boil down the bones while they are intact
There you have it. A nice pig skeleton.
Step 1) Find Pig
Step 2) Slit Pig's throat
Step 3) Dress Pig down
Step 4) Boil down the bones while they are intact
There you have it. A nice pig skeleton.
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
Every time I make pulled pork, the remains get freezer burnt!
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
you need to eat faster.Savage wrote:Every time I make pulled pork, the remains get freezer burnt!
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
Every time I make it I get heart burn. There are no remains.Savage wrote:Every time I make pulled pork, the remains get freezer burnt!
Are you looking for a nicely displayed full skeleton like the kind you see in museums? I don't think buying a pig would work well for that. It seems like there'd be some chemicals and processes involved in making the bones come out so clean and white, and there's probably a lot of work in getting all the little bones to hold together and stay standing. Would just the pig skull alone work for your display? You can probably find those pretty cheap.
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Re: Okay, odd question, but
I know somebody who has a complete one but it's just a piglet, only about a foot long.
Would a bunch of little ones be a scary as one big one?
Would a bunch of little ones be a scary as one big one?
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