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Re: Damn it's cold!
having an unseasonably cold snap here. not really all that cold, like 20s at night. went to a networking thing last week, i get there without a coat. this guys asks me if i had alcohol in my veins, i say not any more than the next guy...but the next guy's dean martin. thin-blooded they are here.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Damn it's cold!
-4* F (-20* C) (253.15 kelvin) this morning here. And STILL F@!%ing snowing! Gotta love that lake effect snow.
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
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Re: Damn it's cold!
Not as cold here, but lake effect has kicked our ass.Two Hearted wrote:-4* F (-20* C) (253.15 kelvin) this morning here. And STILL F@!%ing snowing! Gotta love that lake effect snow.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Damn it's cold!
Heating fixed today - it went down to -9°C last night (-16°F) but for now the cold spell in my house is over . Am celebrating with J Sainsburys 'Kentucky Bourbon' :-)
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Re: Damn it's cold!
"I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour
The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
C'mon baby
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before
I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - I thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Baby it's cold outside
Brr its cold-It's cold out there
Cant you stay awhile longer baby
Well..I really shouldn't...alright
Make it worth your while baby
Ahh, do that again"
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour
The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight
To break the spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
C'mon baby
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh darling, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before
I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - I thrill when you touch my hand
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside
Baby it's cold outside
Brr its cold-It's cold out there
Cant you stay awhile longer baby
Well..I really shouldn't...alright
Make it worth your while baby
Ahh, do that again"
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Re: Damn it's cold!
C'mon, seriously. Celsius bases around the freezing point of water whereas you almost need a home chemistry kit to figure out where the whole Fahrenheit thing starts. I don't wanna have to take alchemy classes to decide if it's cold enough for me to put on a sweater before I go out.
OT: It's been laying between -2 and -10 here. It's all shifty in this area, I'm just glad the snow hasn't turned to slush yet. Worst thing is when it falls, melts and then freezes over again and turns to a landscape of jagged spines and smooth ice. This is especially problematic since there isn't a single flat surface in the entire country.
OT: It's been laying between -2 and -10 here. It's all shifty in this area, I'm just glad the snow hasn't turned to slush yet. Worst thing is when it falls, melts and then freezes over again and turns to a landscape of jagged spines and smooth ice. This is especially problematic since there isn't a single flat surface in the entire country.
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Re: Damn it's cold!
Put on a hat and drink hard liquor.
Sissies.
Sissies.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Damn it's cold!
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Put on a hat and drink hard liquor.
Sissies.
Eat a bug, you Sissy.
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Re: Damn it's cold!
You're gonna love 'em.Screwball wrote:ThirstyDrunk wrote:Put on a hat and drink hard liquor.
Sissies.
Eat a bug, you Sissy.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Damn it's cold!
Like a beanbag?ThirstyDrunk wrote:You're gonna love 'em.Screwball wrote:ThirstyDrunk wrote:Put on a hat and drink hard liquor.
Sissies.
Eat a bug, you Sissy.
Gonna take a lot more hard liquor.
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Re: Damn it's cold!
What's a footstool?
Something you find in the john after the #2 bean taco plate at Taco Balls?
Something you find in the john after the #2 bean taco plate at Taco Balls?
It's 80 degrees in Southern California
and there is playoff football on. So with a little help from an extension cord the TV is headed outside along with a bottle of Hendricks and a bottle of tonic. Today was made for outdoor day drinking.
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