Functionality

[Bluespook]

HA! spoken with the honesty that only a truly married man could muster. I salute you sir, that was pretty funny.

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

he clearly said "the redhead," not "The Redhead." he also said, "she never complained," so we know for sure it's not my wife.

NORM!!! (hehe, good one, Wingman)

[Savage]

Me, I'm a fucktional alcoholic. As long as I can give the redhead a good time in the sack after a good drink all's well. And she never complained about that.

does wingman know you are getting his wife in the sack?

he clearly said "the redhead," not "The Redhead." he also said, "she never complained," so we know for sure it's not my wife.

She kicked you, where?

[Wingman]

speaking of The Redhead, she was cute last night. apropos of nothing (other than her feeling good), she sez, "i wouldn't drink so much if it didn't make me feel better."

i had to agree.

[BBoozer]

speaking of The Redhead, she was cute last night. apropos of nothing (other than her feeling good), she sez, "i wouldn't drink so much if it didn't make me feel better."

i had to agree.

My redhead (disclaimer: my redhead is not to be confused with Wingman's Redhead) checked my fucktionality last night and - this is weird, is there a intercontinental redhead pairing of some sort - told me: "I probably had too much of that cava, but I just love it" and then she fuctioned just right.

[Wingman]

this is weird, is there a intercontinental redhead pairing of some sort.

they're just redheads, dude. they're sexy, they demand attention, they love to party, and they can be very rewarding as long as you give them what they want before they realize they want it.

[Bluespook]

perhaps the redheads you know differ from the ones i know, but i find them to be neurotic, psychotic, completely dependent, and very needy. They typically don't drink, and can be thrown into nagging at best from my drinking to rage and destruction at worst. If they weren't so damned sexy, there would be a bounty on their pretty little red heads.

[Drednik]

Dont talk about drinking
dont show signs of being drunk
stay cool be slinky im on the case
never order a drink with an umbrealla unless your alone and trying to impress a bar maid
there is no functuion in anything anyone does just dont draw attention
if you were a criminal would you go around telling people you shot the shrif?
noone wants to know about it... they are clearly bored. What you need to do is when that situation arises is say hey i am too functioning and pull down your pants cause thats the realy question if you get me "wink"

[peetie44]

Functionality...

For real?

[BBoozer]

this is weird, is there a intercontinental redhead pairing of some sort.

they're just redheads, dude. they're sexy, they demand attention, they love to party, and they can be very rewarding as long as you give them what they want before they realize they want it.

Indeed. In any case, redheads rule.

[Surreal]

Dont talk about drinking
dont show signs of being drunk
stay cool be slinky im on the case
never order a drink with an umbrealla unless your alone and trying to impress a bar maid
there is no functuion in anything anyone does just dont draw attention
if you were a criminal would you go around telling people you shot the shrif?
noone wants to know about it... they are clearly bored. What you need to do is when that situation arises is say hey i am too functioning and pull down your pants cause thats the realy question if you get me "wink"

[Heathen55]

There's no bounty on redheads? No bounty? ARRRRGGGGHHH! Took me years to capture the redhead flag and for what? AARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

[nileblackflame]

redheads do rule. apparently a few of us have captured them!

[Wingman]

redheads do rule. apparently a few of us have captured them!

they can be tamed, but remember: they are wild animals at heart and will bite without warning.

[Resident Asshole]

That's why I was very careful about getting BJs from my ex.