I remember waking up with a slight ache so I went directly for a shot of vodka and then gunned a beer quickly, pausing only to chuckle about something. I can't remember what I was laughing about. I think it was manatees. They make me laugh. Manatees...ahh the drunken cows of the sea.
Well I didn't realize it was early in the morning and I looked over to see my father and his girlfriend eating eggs and toast. Their faces displayed a look of shock and confusion.
Then I looked at the clock-- it was 7 am. I grabbed another beer and laughed again about manatees.
I may not know what day it is...but I started this one off right!
Drunkard space-time distortion
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Drunkard space-time distortion
"This lifestyle isn't for pussies." - Fabric
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
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Wingman
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
1. way to go.
2. why the hell were you up so early?
3. they didn't offer you any breakfast? hmph.
4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
2. why the hell were you up so early?
3. they didn't offer you any breakfast? hmph.
4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
What the fucking hell is the latter one?Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
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ivan
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
NARWHAL THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!Bur wrote:What the fucking hell is the latter one?Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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Screwball
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Here is the O.G.ivan wrote:NARWHAL THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!Bur wrote:What the fucking hell is the latter one?Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
http://www.1000rr.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57822
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Man, that's never not funny.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Judge
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Ah shit...you had to go and start it.Bur wrote:What the fucking hell is the latter one?Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Judge
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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ivan
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
I'm more impressed that the Floss Farmer posted 7 minutes after I declared a NARWHAL THREAD.
Do not get between Screwball and NARWHALS.
Do not get between Screwball and NARWHALS.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
honestly didn't know what I was diving in toJudge wrote:Ah shit...you had to go and start it.Bur wrote:What the fucking hell is the latter one?Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
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Screwball
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
YA BETTER NOT DIVE INTO SHIT AROUND A NARWHAL!
THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP FUCK YES!!
THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP FUCK YES!!
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Judge
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
ZOMBIE KILLING NARWHAL!
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Screwball
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
FUCKING STAB YOU FUCK YYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
Re: Drunkard space-time distortion
oh shit that looks deadly for fucking good or worseScrewball wrote:
FUCKING STAB YOU FUCK YYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAAA!!!!